@_Dazed
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Chronic Masturbation
I love how an "off the cuff" remark became a thread.
It sparked my curiosity.
Definitely
Pink hands
Definitely
Pink hands
Huh?
My Aries moon ex couldn't tell, but she flipped the fuck out the one time I told her I masterbated in the shower a few times. Truthfully I did all the time, but I was trying to slowly break the ice so it wasn't a big deal and I could be comfortable about it. She flipped out and said "Why the fuck would you ever masturbate when you have me? Why didn't you call me into the shower with you?"
It's like damn bitch, maybe I was cleaning myself and it felt good, so I embraced a moment with myself. Why does everything have to be about you? Sex with her was great at first, but she wanted it too much and I had to meet certain requirements every time. It's not entirely her fault because from the start I was going hard. Like keeping my cock hard for 3 orgasms before stopping. So sex had to always be 100% or something was wrong, and sometimes a man just wants to get a nut off real quick with no strings attached.
Way back in the day when I worked at the hotel we had a guy with a seriously debilitating porn addiction...he stayed for like 3 days before he ran out of credit cards to max out. My dude was just sitting there for 3 days straight watching movies back to back. I don’t think he took more than an hour break 😒 each time he maxed a card out he’d come down with a new one and trust me you could tell he was a chronic masturbator. Looking all pink and disheveled and creepy. Like you could tell he had nothing left in life but that
Idk why he didn’t just go to pornhub or similar...maybe he already exhausted their library 🤷🏼♀️
Definitely
Pink hands
Huh?
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Yup
My Aries moon ex couldn't tell, but she flipped the fuck out the one time I told her I masterbated in the shower a few times. Truthfully I did all the time, but I was trying to slowly break the ice so it wasn't a big deal and I could be comfortable about it. She flipped out and said "Why the fuck would you ever masturbate when you have me? Why didn't you call me into the shower with you?"
It's like damn bitch, maybe I was cleaning myself and it felt good, so I embraced a moment with myself. Why does everything have to be about you? Sex with her was great at first, but she wanted it too much and I had to meet certain requirements every time. It's not entirely her fault because from the start I was going hard. Like keeping my cock hard for 3 orgasms before stopping. So sex had to always be 100% or something was wrong, and sometimes a man just wants to get a nut off real quick with no strings attached.
Do you have pink hands?
Also do you have chronic shaking in your hands?
Do you also have glazed eyes?
According to any of these traits, you are a chronic masturbator and have training wheels on.
It's amazing how far people will go to out do someone, but here we are lol.
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Nope, but I know pleasuring myself before bed puts me tf out cold lol! A perfectly natural cure for my chronic insomnia.
Hope that helps.
🤣
It’s a major tell 🤷🏼♀️
Not a whole lot of women wouldn’t fuck Matt Damon though
Russel Brand 😬 probably not
Not a whole lot of women wouldn’t fuck Matt Damon though
Russel Brand 😬 probably not
Logically the whole thing is corrupt. But allowing people to have 5 minutes of fun does no harm i guess, in their little fantasy worlds.
Definitely a chronic masturbator
The angry kind who slaps their own balls too
So many hurt feelings with the pink hands comment
🤷🏼♀️ 😂
Not a whole lot of women wouldn’t fuck Matt Damon though
Russel Brand 😬 probably not
Logically the whole thing is corrupt. But allowing people to have 5 minutes of fun does no harm i guess, in their little fantasy worlds.
Definitely a chronic masturbator
The angry kind who slaps their own balls too
Would that not hurt? On what basis do you conclude i have a chronic problem? Or is it deluded self worth in that you think anything i say is aimed personally?
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Was referring to the man in the meme you posted but I think you took this personally way before that anyway
Oh well
Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”
We’ve never even interacted before, guy
Not a whole lot of women wouldn’t fuck Matt Damon though
Russel Brand 😬 probably not
Logically the whole thing is corrupt. But allowing people to have 5 minutes of fun does no harm i guess, in their little fantasy worlds.
Definitely a chronic masturbator
The angry kind who slaps their own balls too
Would that not hurt? On what basis do you conclude i have a chronic problem? Or is it deluded self worth in that you think anything i say is aimed personally?
Was referring to the man in the meme you posted but I think you took this personally way before that anyway
Oh well
You have tripped yourself up dear, you mentioned "so many hurt feelings over pink hands"
Cognitive issues.
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You do seem like your feelings are hurt
Oh ffs just shoot me now
Walked right into another troll thread totally unaware yet again 💆🏼♀️
Oh ffs just shoot me now
See you again dear when you are able to see be self aware.
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Cheers
Happy chafing
SUCH A TOUCHY SUBJECT
They can taste the dick callouses.
Distinct nutty flavor
Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”
We’ve never even interacted before, guy
I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.
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Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL
Time to shell up.
Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”
We’ve never even interacted before, guy
I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.
Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL
Time to shell up.
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Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered
Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered
Bri says pink hands = triggered
Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”
We’ve never even interacted before, guy
I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.
Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL
Time to shell up.
It is called brains, i don't like stupid people, i am not a socialite either so i don't come off as "inept" people, sadly life does not work based on who has a brain clearly.
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I think you need to go back and re-read that entire exchange. you totally got offended and took it personal and tried to call her self worth into question and much more.. so just LOL only one that needs to self reflect in this case is you.
Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”
We’ve never even interacted before, guy
I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.
Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL
Time to shell up.
Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered
Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered
Bri says pink hands = triggered
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It's Canbull what do you expect. I actually thought he was different this time.. but nopppppe
Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”
We’ve never even interacted before, guy
I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.
Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL
Time to shell up.
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Poor baby
Squishy little thing
How the fuck is a joke generalized comment about pink hands devolve into calling briana stupid?
Just when I thought DXP couldn't go any lower, it steps up it's game.
JOKE WASN'T DIRECTED AT YOU PERSONALLY. Jfc
Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”
We’ve never even interacted before, guy
I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.
Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL
Time to shell up.
Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered
Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered
Bri says pink hands = triggered
You are just as stupid as her, but you are good at it.
Only trigger was here, but let your shit stirrer stir some more.
It is easy to say someone was not aiming something at a person, but it's easy to also construct something in words designed to employ both views.
After all you should know well about this master.
Sagittarius, masters of deflection, fools.
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I'm not a Sagittarius
My fucking God, I am about to start handing out safe spaces to you bitches.
How the fuck is a joke generalized comment about pink hands devolve into calling briana stupid?
Just when I thought DXP couldn't go any lower, it steps up it's game.
JOKE WASN'T DIRECTED AT YOU PERSONALLY. Jfc
Shut up weasel
How the fuck is a joke generalized comment about pink hands devolve into calling briana stupid?
Just when I thought DXP couldn't go any lower, it steps up it's game.
JOKE WASN'T DIRECTED AT YOU PERSONALLY. Jfc
It's CanBull what do you expect?
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I don't give a shit if you're canbull or the Easter bunny.
Making a mountain out of a fucking pea. I'd say the same if briana did it.
How the fuck is a joke generalized comment about pink hands devolve into calling briana stupid?
Just when I thought DXP couldn't go any lower, it steps up it's game.
JOKE WASN'T DIRECTED AT YOU PERSONALLY. Jfc
It's CanBull what do you expect?
I don't give a shit if you're canbull or the Easter bunny.
Making a mountain out of a fucking pea. I'd say the same if briana did it.
I like mountains, mountains of logic.
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Your entire interaction with briana lacks any logic.
Go find some other placement to blame on why this happened.
Jfc. Now I am off to go kill some imaginary monsters online. I suggest you do the same.
Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”
We’ve never even interacted before, guy
I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.
Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL
Time to shell up.
It is called brains, i don't like stupid people, i am not a socialite either so i don't come off as "inept" people, sadly life does not work based on who has a brain clearly.
I think you need to go back and re-read that entire exchange. you totally got offended and took it personal and tried to call her self worth into question and much more.. so just LOL only one that needs to self reflect in this case is you.
I was kind, people mistook me for something else, so here i am being full force critical of everyone else, don't like it, don't dish it out.
I really do not care, i logically summed all of this up, you are here defending your friend, you know you are full of shit.
She tripped herself up even, but i guess your cognitive dissonance is kicking in right now. Social prescence over brains.
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Cool story bro.
You are wrong but think what you want.
Nikki = Libra
Dazed = Sagittarius
We've been found out!
Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”
We’ve never even interacted before, guy
I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.
Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL
Time to shell up.
Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered
Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered
Bri says pink hands = triggered
It's Canbull what do you expect. I actually thought he was different this time.. but nopppppe
You mean fake?
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Actually no, I thought you seemed much more self aware, but I was proven very wrong by your front page comments and this thread. You have this bad habit of taking something that is completely Innocent or a joke and blow it way outta proportion and make a fool of yourself. YOU personalized this pink hand BS, no one else.
Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”
We’ve never even interacted before, guy
I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.
Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL
Time to shell up.
Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered
Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered
Bri says pink hands = triggered
You are just as stupid as her, but you are good at it.
Only trigger was here, but let your shit stirrer stir some more.
It is easy to say someone was not aiming something at a person, but it's easy to also construct something in words designed to employ both views.
After all you should know well about this master.
Sagittarius, masters of deflection, fools.
I'm not a Sagittarius
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You wish though 👉🏻
Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”
We’ve never even interacted before, guy
I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.
Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL
Time to shell up.
Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered
Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered
Bri says pink hands = triggered
It's Canbull what do you expect. I actually thought he was different this time.. but nopppppe
You mean fake?
Actually no, I thought you seemed much more self aware, but I was proven very wrong by your front page comments and this thread. You have this bad habit of taking something that is completely Innocent or a joke and blow it way outta proportion and make a fool of yourself. YOU personalized this pink hand BS, no one else.
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Tbf...
He took the comment from Alexaries, about jerking off being training wheels for sex.. personal.
That spawned the chronic masturbation thread. Which spawned the pink hands thread.
Anywho, I think someone is just here to try to argue and pick fights .
*pees on thread*
Yes i masturbate and yes i have pink hands, FFS all white people have pink hands lol
Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”
We’ve never even interacted before, guy
I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.
Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL
Time to shell up.
Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered
Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered
Bri says pink hands = triggered
It's Canbull what do you expect. I actually thought he was different this time.. but nopppppe
You mean fake?
Actually no, I thought you seemed much more self aware, but I was proven very wrong by your front page comments and this thread. You have this bad habit of taking something that is completely Innocent or a joke and blow it way outta proportion and make a fool of yourself. YOU personalized this pink hand BS, no one else.
Tbf...
He took the comment from Alexaries, about jerking off being training wheels for sex.. personal.
That spawned the chronic masturbation thread. Which spawned the pink hands thread.
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So this is all YOUR fault?
*spank*
Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”
We’ve never even interacted before, guy
I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.
Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL
Time to shell up.
Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered
Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered
Bri says pink hands = triggered
It's Canbull what do you expect. I actually thought he was different this time.. but nopppppe
You mean fake?
Actually no, I thought you seemed much more self aware, but I was proven very wrong by your front page comments and this thread. You have this bad habit of taking something that is completely Innocent or a joke and blow it way outta proportion and make a fool of yourself. YOU personalized this pink hand BS, no one else.
Tbf...
He took the comment from Alexaries, about jerking off being training wheels for sex.. personal.
That spawned the chronic masturbation thread. Which spawned the pink hands thread.
So this is all YOUR fault?
*spank*
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Isn't it always?
I was really so serious
I’m always so serious
Exhibit A
🤣
Was it “deluded self worth” that you think anything I said was “aimed personally?”
We’ve never even interacted before, guy
I know you very well. Always the smart ass, not much logic involved.
Dude, you totally in your feels again. LOL
Time to shell up.
Stars shine doesn't like big dicks = triggered
Alex doesn't jerk off = triggered
Bri says pink hands = triggered
It's Canbull what do you expect. I actually thought he was different this time.. but nopppppe
You mean fake?
Actually no, I thought you seemed much more self aware, but I was proven very wrong by your front page comments and this thread. You have this bad habit of taking something that is completely Innocent or a joke and blow it way outta proportion and make a fool of yourself. YOU personalized this pink hand BS, no one else.
Tbf...
He took the comment from Alexaries, about jerking off being training wheels for sex.. personal.
That spawned the chronic masturbation thread. Which spawned the pink hands thread.
So this is all YOUR fault?
*spank*
Isn't it always?
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YES!
They can taste the dick callouses.
Distinct nutty flavor
Lmao. Bri, you're on a role tonight
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Baby went to sleep at 7
I’m so bored
It's like damn bitch, maybe I was cleaning myself and it felt good, so I embraced a moment with myself. Why does everything have to be about you? Sex with her was great at first, but she wanted it too much and I had to meet certain requirements every time. It's not entirely her fault because from the start I was going hard. Like keeping my cock hard for 3 orgasms before stopping. So sex had to always be 100% or something was wrong, and sometimes a man just wants to get a nut off real quick with no strings attached.
Bishes need to learn, "My hand was there before you!"
Bros supporting bros
What the hell is going on in here?
Do you want me to lie? Or tell you about the pink hand theory?
What the hell is going on in here?
Fine..
Basically... two Leo moons had nothing better to do on a Friday night. One is married with a newborn, i.e. sexless. The other has a cat. You happy?
Everyone touches themselves a lot
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