A Virgo Spitball Thread

Please deposit your Virgo spitballs here...



** Then, kindly shut the fuck up!! **

I do tell them, VGM. They have ears to hear, but hear not. But their mouths function incessantly, none-the-less...

[That's MY spitball!]

I didn't know people still visited this board.

Maybe...

I'm just old & tired. Truly tired of the "ain't it awful!" Virgo bullshit on this forum.

Almost all the Virgos I know are happily married. I hate it for you Sad Sacks on DXP, but that's the facts, Jack!

Instead of looking at Virgo as The Problem, maybe y'all should spend $ 5 at Wal-Mart and get a mirror...

I didn't know people still visited this board.

Scorps and Pisces do...

Hey, coddlepumpkindoodleface!

Ahhhh, VGM! In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is King...

Here's where my Scorp would say, "Stop being snarkey!"

Then, she'd grab me by the, uh, short hairs, and drag my sorry ass to bed...

And on that note, I close for now. Gotta tend to Water Girl's carnal needs...

(A Virgo's lament.)

I would never purposely ignore you, lest it were with the intention of diverting the spies. ::wink of eye, twitch of the nose, tug of the ear::

LOL @ VGM


""Hey thats baseball for bunt isn't it?""

Where'd you think they got that from? ME, that's who!

haha! i had to google "gams". i suppose i could've just asked you...


thanks, blueberrydumpling 😉

How fitting. I just recieved a brand spankin' new cast iron set of skillets, along with a 5 qt pot. I'll make ya something special, dear. 🙂

lol