Are You Bold Enough?

I haven't been to one of *those* stores in a good long ass while...you know which I mean 😉

What with being able to buy things on the interwebs and have it delivered in subtle packages, why bother?

But I wanted to get my cutie a lil sumthin' sumthin', hehehe

Sorry but I find these realistic toys fascinating as all hell, and would love to see one in action/him in action w/one...

I thought I was gonna be find walking into that place, went right after class--figured it was dark enough outside...

But I step inside and it's bright as hell, and the feminine-looking guy and masculine-looking girl behind the counter were so loud in greeting me, LOL.

I knew what I was going to buy, so I hunted it down, and went straight to the shelves where they were...

The lady came over w/a booming hello, and tried to steer me away from the toys in the small packages, and practically bellowed the question about how big his member is, etc. I tried not to look around the store at the other people, and to focuse on how fun it'd be for he and I later, but I wanted to run, LMFAO!

Then came tastylube time...and she wanted me to tilt my head back while she dripped diff. flavors into my mouth...I drew the line there. I said "nope, I'll take cherry...wrap it up..."

Well, I got home, and tasted the cherry, and it tastes like Robittusin...I shoulda tilted my too proud m'fin head back...

Anyways, are you bold enough? I have a feeling the Taurus are gonna come in, and be like "HELLS YEAH!" LOL!!!! I envy that. He's a Taurus, and I asked if he'd come with me next time, he said "sure" but I bet he's gonna chicken out, LMFAO!

lol ew u got him a fleshlight? a blow up doll?

im bold enough to throw that out the window, and throw u onto the bed 😉

Nah, I wasn't trying to go too expensive the first toy...it's one of those weird tube thingies that's reversible; one side has like shower ring tubing, and the other something similar to soft nubs--I wonder which will drive him nuts the most...

LMFAO! He said the same Casper, said he'd try it but prefers the real thing.

But I want a show, dammit! 😛

Yea, I was looking at the cyberskin (or whatever it's called) product in the boxes, and she was like "okay...if your man has a small...then that's fine...does he have a small...?"

I shook my head vigourously, and she was like "well, take a look at the box...you see how small the box is? Imagine how small what's inside is..."

So she directed me to one that doesn't look like a body part, lmfao, but she claims she's had guys come back to say it felt fantastic, and it wasn't that expensive (like 30 bucks) so I picked it up.

I want to go back there for some new tastylube, but I hope there are diff. people behind the counter...

Going to sex shops is my pasttime. 😛

I'd rather have a Passion Party.

Posted by catguy

Posted by Candeh15
Going to sex shops is my pasttime. 😛

What do you buy, Candeh?

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Lol I don't buy anything. I'm not made of money, and a lot of things in those shops are so expensive. I did buy this flavored body oil or something once, though. I keep thinking about buying those pocket rockets.

Posted by 25thDecan
I love those stores. Taken many exes there...got in a booth together after buying trojans and had A BLAST!...literally and figuratively and physically...OH! Giggidy!
Try kama sutra jasmine oil...it's edible too. Or sex dice....don't roll em, just hide em and let him find em. I WISH my Taurus ex would've been bold enough to take her ass in there with me. Round as her high yaller ass is I would have BEAT
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LMFAO! I wouldn't touch those booths with a rag and a bottle of Clorox, LOL! Ugh, I can imagine how many dried babymakers are splashed all over those booths...no tenku.

Karma Sutra Jasmine oil, eh? Hm...I'm def. gonna go back sometime this week and get a diff. flavor, but that Robittusin/cherry lube didn't taste half bad on him 😉

Omg! He had a blast with the toy! And the sounds it was making on him...it just got to a point where we both just got so f'n frustrated we threw it to the side, and went at it for HOURS! I was sore all that night, and some of the next day, but dammit if I didn't have a smile on my face, and hum my limping ass all around the house, LOL!!!

It was awesome--he even let me take a pic of him in it! I love him 🙂