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Posted by Layna
Heya PV and CLC. 😄
Hey, Layna! How's your weekend going??
Unfortunately my dear ladies the construction workers here look predominantly like this:
This is a good thing, keeps me from wrecking into the nearest light pole or driving off into a corn field.
Had too much not-so-good-for-you food this weekend. Very unlike me.
Last night I walked into my bathroom and noticed a mosquito on the wall.
My first instinct was to kill it.
I don't kill insects because they are —ugly?? or because they —scare?? me, I only kill them if I consider them to be parasites.
So I get close to the mosquito and say to him, —Wrong place, wrong time, little insect.??
I raised my arm and opened my hand and I calculated distance and speed needed to ensure its sudden death.
He didn't move a leg. In that instant something stopped me and I looked at it closely and thought about all the surviving it had to do to arrive there at that moment.
Its tiny life force was before me and I began to bargain with it??_
I told it??_
—I would usually take you out, but not because you are ugly, but because you are a parasite, you don't benefit humans and you carry diseases. But its not really your fault is it, that you are a mosquito.
I'm sure had you been given the choice, you would have chosen to be a higher life form instead.
So here is the deal, don't bite anyone in this house and I??ll let you live.
Keep your end of the deal and Ill keep mine.
Now go, enjoy the rest of your short life span and tell your friends you met a cool human today.??
So I wake up this morning and not a single mosquito bite on me. I turn to my girlfriend and say —Good Morning?? and I notice she is wearing a shiny-red lump on her forehead---as she asks me, ??Do I have like a bump on my forehead—-----
I'm still looking for that mosquito.
Scream out of your window "It's my money & I need it now"!!!!!! LMAO!!!
I thought about our first kiss today and how in a single moment with your lips--my life changed.
You made me pour my entire soul into every kiss because no one had ever managed to move my entire body with just their lips.
Everyday I gave more and more of myself to you, until your sweet soft beautiful lips became my only life source.
I wish I didn't think about kissing you everytime I close my eyes....I still can't take a nap without seeing your image pass by...
Posted by wgamador2
I thought about our first kiss today and how in a single moment with your lips--my life changed.
You made me pour my entire soul into every kiss because no one had ever managed to move my entire body with just their lips.
Everyday I gave more and more of myself to you, until your sweet soft beautiful lips became my only life source.
I wish I didn't think about kissing you everytime I close my eyes....I still can't take a nap without seeing your image pass by...
Oh...how lovely
Posted by wgamador2
I thought about our first kiss today and how in a single moment with your lips--my life changed.
You made me pour my entire soul into every kiss because no one had ever managed to move my entire body with just their lips.
Everyday I gave more and more of myself to you, until your sweet soft beautiful lips became my only life source.
I wish I didn't think about kissing you everytime I close my eyes....I still can't take a nap without seeing your image pass by...Oh...how lovely
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Thanks!
I wish I could just run up to him, rip his clothes off, give him a passionate kiss, & fuck him like the world's going to end tomorrow!!!!! Damn!!!
I'm currently thinking: I need to learn how to shut my brain off. I need to sleep! Tomorrow another early day -_-
when you curse someone, you dig two graves
He once entered his scrotum in a tough man competition.
^ LMAO
Oy vey, I shelled out good money for this? Back to my usual perfume. This smells like Mothra and old woman. Phew!
watching the Women's World Cup this morning and is there anything sexier than females playing sports?
I want to kiss all of them and fuel their fires.
I wonder if misbehaving psychic kids go up to their rooms before they are told to.
Rainy 3rd of July here....in more ways than one.
Posted by wgamador2
Rainy 3rd of July here....in more ways than one.
Awwwww...The sun will come out tomorrow!!!!! 🙂
Posted by wgamador2
Rainy 3rd of July here....in more ways than one.Awwwww...The sun will come out tomorrow!!!!! 🙂
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Suddenly feel like betting my bottom dollar.
No, my real thought was,
i hope the NFL owners and NFLPA get a deal done after the holiday weekend because no NFL would suck.
Posted by wgamador2
Rainy 3rd of July here....in more ways than one.Awwwww...The sun will come out tomorrow!!!!! 🙂
Suddenly feel like betting my bottom dollar.
No, my real thought was,
i hope the NFL owners and NFLPA get a deal done after the holiday weekend because no NFL would suck.click to expand
lol 🙂
Posted by Pandybear
Oooooh faaaawk chyeah!I just found an Oreo Milkshake in the freezer score!
if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acrahahahahahahahahahass the room, and starts to drink your milkshake...
I... DRINK... YOUR... MILKSHAKE!
*sluuuuuuuuurp*
I DRINK IT UP!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Layna
Where's BEEEERGOOOO. 😭I just found this!!!!
Oh wow! Lol
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I like this!! FB thumbs up! 🙂 I'm such a perv sometimes...smh. But I love it!!!
I think the rich like living among the rich because if one of them damages the others property, say in an auto accident, the other can afford to pay or replace the damages fully and timely.
googled my username and got this pic:
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and Venusianbull:
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and Everevolvingepiteth:
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Posted by everevolvingepithet
lol@shorty mac ! haha
Yeah son. You got a happy meal, son.
This is what Spike Lee looked like when he was just a little guy.
Breakfast Happy Meal at that!!
When I hear or read these words, I instantly associate them with you....
untrue, betrayal, liar, cheater, humiliation, abandonment, mockery, cold and cruel.
and it used to be one word---
Love.
LMAO That isn't me. THIS IS ME.
*smiles* that used to be me with a happy meal🙂
man.... I want a badass lookin turban like that🙂
Same old sad story without end.
I want TWO days off..in a row. TWO! *stamping Mary Jane* Two days off in a month suuuuuuuuuuuuucks!
I probably would have been one of those cavemen who would have told and---- left his love story behind in a cave painting.
cool Pandemonium avatar
Posted by Pandemonium
There's gotta be more to life.
That's my thought at the moment too
This summer has sucked balls.....haven't done anything remotely exciting
Welp! Between the apple/mango laundry soap and the coconut/lime body spray, I smell like a damned fruit salad.
Funny how I used to look up at the sky anytime I would miss you.
Sometimes during the day and triple the times at night.
I would look up at the vastness and the stars
--as if they were going to rain the answers from that far.
The sky was my only friend back then you see.
It was always there for me
those thousands of times--
that I needed to look up.
GO USA!!!
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Beat France!
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Dear God,
Just give me one hour with both of them.
The three of us won't regret it.
They are so nice to bring me one of their traditional dishes.
Thanks.
Great effort put forth by France.
But GO USA!!
Back in the FINALS....
Go Sweden...I want revenge!!
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USA - 3
FRANCE - 1
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She didn't care
about the depths
of your loneliness.
She even told you
she wasn't losing any sleep over leaving you.
You took the journey by yourself
You came through it by yourself
You healed by yourself
You came to understand by yourself
and now you don't need anyone at all.
And although you were left with half a heart--
Your soul was left intact??_
And that's all you'll ever need.
Her eyes lit up when I said I was a Venus in Scorpio.
I never would have guessed that she knew about astrology.
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Do you not think that might make him cry/feel bullied ?
I'm hoping it's affecting the Mum, only moved in a week or so ago, new abode = laying down some ground rules.
There's a passageway down the house so I dunno if the noise transfers as much, I'm thinking the headlock might have to be deployed (I'm not really going to chokehold him fwiw 😛)
Maybe a higher powered remote-control (one of those that 'fits all' ?)Yes! Buy a universal control and program it to his devices so that wehn he falls asleep you have control over what in his place lol.. Plus you can use it to drive him insane buahahah!
Nice bod, chica.
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Thats an under-fuckin-statement.
Because.........WOW!!
That is one rockin' body. Take it from a guy who knows rockin' bodies.
Pandemonium, whomever broke your heart is one dumb ass motherfucker. Im gonna write him a letter.
Dear Dumb motherfucker,
You are one dumb motherfucker.
Sincerely,
Walt
I would embarras myself at karaoke for Pandemonium any night.
GO USA!!!
Just thinking about the ladies that have captured my imagination once again. o
Good luck today.
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BEAT JAPAN!!!
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Its hotter than crap in my apt.....tiny window unit isn't doing the job....tired of sleeping on the couch!
I guess its time to call the landlord...ugh I hate this!!
I have to do laundry....I don't wanna
I need cigs....can I go without for a awhile....probably not
I have to go grocery shopping....I really don't wanna
Had a weird convo with the cancer....I think I will analyze it for days...not by choice of course lol
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"Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisioned by the enemy, don't we consider it his duty to escape?. . .If we value the freedom of mind and soul, if we're partisans of liberty, then it's our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can!"
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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Thank you, good sir.