Typical Non-Virgo Posts to the Virgo Forum

Hi!

I've been skulking around here for months, and I've finally decided to ask for your help with my Virgo man.

Only, I'm not sure he's really my man, since we've never actually spoken to each other. But, he gives me The Stare lots and lots - does that mean anything?

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I've been seeing this Virgo man for several months, and I just don't get him. Right after banging me, he withdraws, and doesn't show up again for weeks. I'm not a slut, but I always wind up letting him in my bed when he does show up.

Is he serious about me, or am I just a booty call?

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I'm an Aries woman who changes her screen name every time she visits DXP.

I claim to have a Virgo man in my life, but I'm really just a psychotic delusional dysfunctional nitwit.

* I think that about covers it. *

^^ A Timeless Classic! ^^

Wow, you really have issues with Aries women, huh?

Naw! It's not my thread -- but ain't Google great?!

It was created by DyarStrasse...

The account is still on DXP --> DyarStra??_e

ShakenNotStirred's face every time he logs onto the Virgo board

LMAO

DXP still messes up the IMG HTML code...

Here's DyarStrasse's mug shot:

^^ I've seen Serial Killers with less of a STARE! ^^