virgo and tattoo!

my virgo man wants a tattoo. hes in the navy. he turns 22 this august. this has been his first time out to sea and i guess thats just what they do. i GUESS.

thing is, he says he wants either the dragon air pokemon, mog from ff6, or the kohona village symbol from the anime naruto.

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i know virgos get really into certain things, i KNOW this. but jesus. this tops it for me.

and then he says "would you be mad if i got one?"

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nice to take me into account here. but this sounds like a REALLY bad idea and i personally dont know if i'd want a man on top, or below , or on the side, or whatever, of me, with a blazing blue dragon air or cute little mog or whatever whatever whatever, in my sight! commodification at its worst! or is it? in any respect, not just sex...i mean what in the world—

jesus. help me.

P.S.
its not to say if he were getting an anchor or something tritely "male" like that that i'd be any happier, or not happy. i dont care about gender discrimination and "hes a man so he shouldnt be getting a POKEMON tattoo." its just that it seems soooooo lame to me. i tolerated the games/anime interest for a long enough time, i never knew a tattoo might be in the works! this man really knows how to trip me up!

p.p.s.
also i dont want to hurt his sensitive feelings. i know he loves this stuff. haha i really just want to laugh and be as crass as i can when confronted with this matter, BUT i know thats not nice...oh wow.

so my reaction! disgust! hilarity! incredulity! "is this guy for real?"-ness!

anyway. tell me if im a jerk or not. b/c im feeling like one.

thanks for the comments. Dy i'll remember that humor tip 4ever and ever and ever. and ever. it seems most appropriate with the way he works. if i just freaked he probably wouldnt respond as well to my nonsensical gibberish that is fueled by the moment and my feelings of horror at that moment. a subtle joke is better.

secondly, branh if you could sit this thread out and not contribute, that'd be cool. i want to hear other reactions, from different people that dont always leave msgs that prompt other users to get carried away and then the whole thing becomes useless. or that rile people up for the sake of riling people up or whatever. i dont dislike you i just dont want this thread to turn into that.

i didnt mean hes super sensitive, i meant what is the best way i can give him my opinion on this subject without getting him riled up or on a tangent by messing up (me messing up with communicating with him). i trust his judgement, and i just want people to jog my mind a bit. dy answered really well. helped me out.

but reactions people! give me your reactions :]

what would you say if your loved one told you this?

ok thanks for your input. it would be polite of you to respect my request i made earlier, and not contribute but if you dont want to, thats fine. i just want other people to comment as well. and not to your comments, but to the post in general. thanks!

sheesh im not looking for excuses i was just wondering at other peoples reactions :/

ok keep going. give me more, i want to hear alllllll about my control issues. how about my issues in general? cmon branh, you seem to know me soooo well.

excellent observation skillz, branh. you're really opening my eyes!

can you possibly analyze any more from this? oooo you're making me SO excited with your skillz. skillzzzzzzzzz