Virgo Fun

I just thought it would be funny, to write about the immature things I have done to the people around me.

Aquarius - Tell the men they are gay or insinuate some kind of false gay attraction for them and watch them explode in anger.

Pisces - For women, just be mean to them, tell them their opinions are worthless, advice useless and their existence unwanted. You might get them to cry if you're lucky.

Aries - Tell the women they are not strong at all and how when no one is watching, they run off crying and seek comfort in a man. Or that they could never do anything better than a man. Usually gets them furious.

Taurus - Taurus girls have the occasional blond moment, so that makes things easier when picking on them. Accuse them of being un-trendy or unattractive, sure to blow a fuse.

Gemini - Tell them they are annoying, talk to much, stupid or advice is useless. If they tell you to do something, blatantly reply you will not do it. Works like a charm.

Cancer - Point out their goofiness. Cancers are almost always easy targets for the but end of your jokes.

Leo - Like Aquarians, Leos are good with book sense, bad with common. Simple name calling is often enough to blow them up.

Virgo - Virgos are tough cookies, our apathy to others, life and the general "consensus" often makes us stand out. It's hard to get us to show we are displeased. But, know this, we are sensitive and often take a good criticism to heart and analysing it. We beat ourselves up a lot too. Just pay some attention to a Virgo and highlight some flaw or error in them, and you'll get to them.

Libra - Libras and their noses in the clouds. No matter how much you try to bring them down, they hardly ever give you the satisfaction of tears or show any sign of hurt... but it's there. Insult their intellect and inability to stay within reality or better yet their choices in life. That gets the job done.

Scorpio - Haha, my favourite. Scorpio women have a very high opinion of themselves. Should you ever imply that you are better than them at something they actively do, they will become very defensive. Attacks on looks, clothes & mannerisms work best. Making them jealous is the best ever though.

My old ex Scorpio was being overbearing at a house party. So I snuggled up on the same chair with the Virgo gal she detested. It drove her mad!!! 😄

Sagittarius - Sag people are often walking barrels of laughs. Picking on them is also easy. They trip fairly constantly, forget important details and generally leave themselves open to so many sucker punches!!!

Capricorn - These self haters are often easily conquered through basic critical assessments of their work or character. They will loathe you for it though.

This one time I was joke with a friend in class and the Capricorn girl in front of us, immediately thought our giggles were because of something we found "funny" about her or making fun of her. When we were lightyears away. Easy pickings.

You bad, bad little Virgo 😛.

Now we know your secrets 😄.

Haha you wicked man!

.... 😄

You're short aren't you Cajun—?

6 feet tall

Yeah and 6 inches right?

Oh really just that from my experience people that take pleasure out of be-littling or bringing others down do so because it makes them feel like a bigger person. And the biggest culprits are Short!!!

Still whatever tickles his willy!

My opening statement clearly states what I have done was immature.
There is no pleasing some people.

ME: Libras and their noses in the clouds. No matter how much you try to bring them down, they hardly ever give you the satisfaction of tears or show any sign of hurt... but it's there.



YOU: It's hard to get us to show we are displeased. But, know this, we are sensitive and often take a good criticism to heart and analysing it. We beat ourselves up a lot too. 😭


Just playing your game babe! lol

I know all too well... and based on your response I suspected you were a Libra.

My first girlfriend was a Libra. I was amazed by her love for me but she decided to be a hero and end the relationship because of people telling her who I was interested in the past.

She has scorned me ever since, though deep down I know the emotions are still there. She refuses to show them.

I marvel at Libra women, I really do. It's just too easy to get on your bad sides...

Not so easy for a Libran to end a relationship there must have been a whole lot more to it plus it wouldn't take much to re-ignite interest if that is what you wanted...

We became friends again late 2006 and she expressed interest in getting back together.
Her father, however, is intolerant of my race so I chose to decline.

I am tired of courting women who have no interest in introducing me to the family. After this she retracted all her statements and has denied she ever HAD the interest to begin with.

To this day she scorns me and spreads foul words. All I tried to be was a friend.

Geez what race are you—?Alien? lol

Why would you even bother with such a shallow person anyway, Libran or not!! Know your own worth first and only pay attention to A woman of worth🙂