Give me inspiration

I'm suffering from a little writers block. I'd would *appreciate* any help given by the inspiration dxpians. The piece is humor.

What would a good break-up speech sound like if it is heard over the answering machine? I want her to be cold and scathingly cruel to him. Basically, "I don't want to be with you anymore, found cool biker guy, leaving for California, you are a loser."

dust bunnies...

lol... hmmmm... are you aloud to cuss?

Why must it be via the answering machine?

No, if I know Gwen, and he's the main character, he's just going to be a nice guy for which everything goes wrong for... And he's probably a total Geek... But that's just a guess...

lol morgan is right-except for the geeky part...yes you can cuss, because I'm not taking your opinions word for word, that would be...unethical. I'll edit them instead. AIts the openning scene in a story that winds up involving serial killers and pop art.

May I suggest a stutter and/or Tourets. (either party or 1 per each.) .. this is why I don't write. Self destructive.

How about putting the blame on him? James just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. Its over. do not call Gwen.

lol james and esp

you both greatly inspire me...if I had to put you as characters in a book, james would be the the drunken henchman looking out for himself and espernaut would be a mad scientist

Wow. Gwen.. think you've got your exit speech here.. (grin)
Parallex.. make sure to ask for royalties/footnote..etc.

Re: Mad Scientist.. I like. 50 in 1 Chem Set "Never Got" for Christmas.. parental fears of fire, flame and fumes.

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parallex, you are hilarious...is it too late to say I cut the scene out of my story?? now I'm going to have to write another different story just for you to get those lines in.