@virgoOPPP
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Born Yesterday
I rise before the sun ascends the sky
For my fate is to be quicker than all the rest
But mother doesn't seem to know this yet
I'll have multiple trades and take wings to fly.
Guide to the Dead, Bringer of Dreams
Don't fault me for my whims and schemes
I'll try a thing once for a couple of laughs
For I'm just a babe with little clue
Believe you me,
I was born just yesterday too.
Oh is that a tortoise upon my sight?
How precious is this little thing
Your songs will bring such great delight
Even Hades shall weep at the pull of your string.
With you, I shall steal some cattle from my brother
And I'll have you as a gift of peace to offer
They will write my myth and and they will say:
Prince of Thieves, The Silver-Tongued
Swift-footed One, Slayer of Argus the Many-Eyed.
"What manner of trickery is this?!"
I hear the glorious Apollo rage at last.
"Was it you all along, my little Hermes?"
Mother asked, accusingly.
But how is this true?
I'm just a babe with little clue
Believe you me,
I was born just yesterday too.
"I'll drag your thieving tongue to Zeus himself!"
Unbreakable golden cords wrapped around my wrists
As I was dragged to our father to defend myself
But all he did was laugh at all my lies and ask:
"What is the secret of your trick, my son?"
Guess I'll confess since I've been caught
So I pulled the lyre out from my bed
And started strumming the sheep's gut
In song, I confessed to my mischief
When I was done, Apollo in marvel said:
"That thing is worth at least 50 cows."
He pointed at the lyre from shell and gut.
Oh I'm just a babe with little clue
But believe you me,
I swear Apollo was born yesterday too.
Born Yesterday
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A thousand curses to the serpent
That dwells above the darkened clouds
Had father devoured him too
Some humility might do him good.
Alas!
Thundering, philandering, giving away
A flower to have her wilt in a kingdom
That escapes even the eyes of Hyperion's son.
For this, I'll make this horrid vow
No life shall grow that I'll allow
The earth shall bear no fruit
And I vow that this is truth.
Like a woman with a barren womb
The soil shall be a tomb
No seed shall spurt forth from the ground
Until at last my seedling's safe and sound.
Mortals will cry and wail at mighty Zeus
Offering all the creatures of proud Diana too
But I shall don this midnight cloak and
I shall hear no prayer.