@VenusAquarius
14 Years10,000+ Posts
Ode to My Black Ass
Got that other people churn pat you on your ass to get your attention ass.
Can we get some illustrations in this book, please...?
Got that sure you want doggy style ? I'll bounce you ass across the room ass.
Got that McDonalds mocha frappe please hold the whip cream and please hold the drizzle, ass.
You must be drunk or high...
Can we get some illustrations in this book, please...?
I'd eat it.
I'd eat it.
Someone overslept Thanksgiving dinner...🤪👩🍳😜
I'd eat it.
Someone overslept Thanksgiving dinner...🤪👩🍳😜
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No. Just been watching football all day and eating leftovers.
I'd eat it.
Someone overslept Thanksgiving dinner...🤪👩🍳😜
No. Just been watching football all day and eating leftovers.
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Still you would eat an ass? 🤷♀️
I'd eat it.
Someone overslept Thanksgiving dinner...🤪👩🍳😜
No. Just been watching football all day and eating leftovers.
Still you would eat an ass? 🤷♀️
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I've eaten worse.
I'd eat it.
Someone overslept Thanksgiving dinner...🤪👩🍳😜
No. Just been watching football all day and eating leftovers.
Still you would eat an ass? 🤷♀️
I've eaten worse.
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Noooo!!!
Do tell. Popcorn 🍿 ready...
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I tried to get rid of my ass. It came back. It came back cause I'm a 45 year old black woman.
So, I have to accept my ass. It's what comes with 40+ and black.
So, I wrote a poem of acceptance.
Ode to the Black Ass...
Got that black baptist church usher in all white, skirt low in the front, high in the back, finger in the air, excuse the booty, excuse my booty as you walk down the aisle booty.
Got that can see your booty from the front booty.
Got that gran kids on the kitchen floor licking cake batter from a bowl moomoo wearing and house slipers booty.
Got that ass so big rip your panty hose in the thighs and ass area booty.
Got that black lady from Tom &.Jerry yelling, "Tom!!!" booty.
Got that J.J. Evans painting "dynomite" ass.
Got that teach your daughter how to pop and she giggles and blushes, "mooooom" booty.
Got that babies trying to get your attention always pat you on your booty to get your attention booty.