Life's a trip.

*The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

*Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

*Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

*Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

*Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.

*Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

*Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

*If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything.

*You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.