Greetings cards

I have been thinking about writeing greeting cards I am going to throw out some Ideas any comment would help.

I thought about pet deaths ,its just one of my ideas

My tyre was thumping
I thought It was flat
when I looked at the tyre
I noticed your cat
SORRY!

How about for the couple who have split

Heard your wife left you
how upset you must be
But don't fret about it
She moved in with me.

to a woman friend

Looking back over the years
that we've been together'
I can't help but wonder...
WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING!

I think you found your calling JT. :-)

To the new parents

How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby

Old Jake, you make me laugh. Lol.

To a new lov

I,ve always wanted to have
someone to hold.
someone to love.
after having met you...
I've changed my mind.

I must admit you brought religion into my life

I never believed in HELL until I met you.

As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
that you're not here to ruin it for me.

Ok JT, i'm starting to think you need to lighten up when it comes to relationships!

Congratulations on your promotion
Before you go
Would you like to take the knife out of my back
you'll probably need it again.

Hummmmm.... ok JT.... i'm smiling.

Happy birthday, uncle dad

Available only in France & U.S.A.

Hummm .... try again JT.

Happy birthday

you look great for your age

almost lifelike

LMAO. I like that one!!

When we were together
you always said yopu would die for me
now that we are apart
I think its time you kept your promise/

Oh JT ... do you need a hug? :-)

ha ha ha ha I love your card Mr. Tate~

xoxo
geg

We have been friends for a very long time
lets say we stop

Im so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday.
So mwe're having you put to sleep.

ha ha ha love it!! Hey tate come visit me in capy land~

GEG

So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day,
look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.

Damn

I just got fired by hallmark, It was the one I wrote for the Bosses daughter who had the little bundel of joy asking who the father was, Everyone is pissed at me, he wants the whole office to take DNA test.

well time to move on