Ode to My Black Ass

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"So I can show off my gold chain, gold ring. Roll through the hood on them gold thangs"
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I tried to get rid of my ass. It came back. It came back cause I'm a 45 year old black woman.

So, I have to accept my ass. It's what comes with 40+ and black.

So, I wrote a poem of acceptance.

Ode to the Black Ass...

Got that black baptist church usher in all white, skirt low in the front, high in the back, finger in the air, excuse the booty, excuse my booty as you walk down the aisle booty.

Got that can see your booty from the front booty.

Got that gran kids on the kitchen floor licking cake batter from a bowl moomoo wearing and house slipers booty.

Got that ass so big rip your panty hose in the thighs and ass area booty.



Got that black lady from Tom &.Jerry yelling, "Tom!!!" booty.

Got that J.J. Evans painting "dynomite" ass.

Got that teach your daughter how to pop and she giggles and blushes, "mooooom" booty.

Got that babies trying to get your attention always pat you on your booty to get your attention booty.