OH WHERE HAS WYNTER PUSSY GONE?

OH WHERE OH WHERE HAS WYNTER PUSSY GONE
WITH ITS TAIL SO FULFEEY AND ITS EARS SO PURRKY
OH WHERE OH WHERE HAS IT GONE

I LIKE THE OLD AVE AND NOT THE NEW LAME CAT
I LIKE THE ONE WITH THE FURRY FACE
AND JUST A LITTLE HINT OF WOUNDERMENT IN THE RIGHT PLACE

I WOULD LET THAT PUSSY SIT ON MY LAP ALL NIGHT LONG
I COULD STROKE IT AND LOVE IT TILL THE SUN COMES UP
OH WHERE OH WHERE HAS IT GONE?

ODE TO A PUSSY

FUCKING DXP GOT TO GO AND USE HIS CHANGE MACHINE FOR THE WORD PUSSY LIKE EVERYONE DOESN'T CALL A CAT A PUSSY.

when I saw something funny and wrote 'snig ger'
DXP, with finger on trigger
changed it to 'sgod'
which sounds very odd
it's not even a word, so go figure

one never knows how DXP will handle a given sitution.
one can only sit and wounder.

***swoons***

Oh Mr. Tate! — That's so beautiful! 🙂🙂

And I've noticed that 3 asterisk's turn into sprinkles.
What' rhymes with sprinkles? Tinkles?