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Stuff that Offends the signs. Based on what they are.
lol 😄 this was amusing 😄
RIP Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn and soon Pisces.
Anyone to knock my churn over will be made to refill it.
Posted by AquistormOh I could refill it. It just won't be water. 😉
Anyone to knock my churn over will be made to refill it.
LOL!
Zodiac Signs in General
Im glad you all liked it. It was just some random writing or (Typing) that I did.
I'd kick you if you jump on my back.
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The memory of
The guarded softness of the night lamp.
Hands that stretched and soothed and held.
Gnarled bony wisdom rests in mine.
First sight of reaching, giving solace.
Providers.
The thirst is quenched, the tummy fed.
Gnarled knuckles reachi
The first time they did it, they didn’t look at each other, turned away their eyes—the blues and the greens quick and furtive; instead their eyes locked onto some wall, some flooring or finding the footwear somehow more interesting.
They took to noddin
Writing Competition
There will be a total of three assignments that will be given one at a time with a different set of instructions. The winner (and maybe a second and third place) will be announced after the third one. If I would have a great problem
Would anyone be interested in participating in a writing competition?
About a time I was 24 with shingles lol Young Shingles I'm laying here with dormant chicken pox exposed On my backside Creeping down my front side With you by my side I wouldn't even touch me I wouldn't even love me I wouldn't even want to
Ever wonder what people mean by that besides from fun bedroom games? The appeal of it? The kind of people that do this kind of writing? Curious to hear experiences of a roleplayer? Well use this thread to ask away, I've done it for years and have
So ever wanted to learn a bit more astrology without having actually sit down and study it like a subject in school? This story might be an answer for you. You'll be entertained and along the way will pick up so much astro stuff that people might think
Plot: Ever since 1823, an order has been in existence in the world. Now with all the various technological advances, wars, and changes among the many countries and nations of the world, one would think that this “order” would inevitably die if it cou
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During some periods for about one to two months at the time about every seven years or so, I get sick and tired of everything dark. I want only fun and beauty and...well...venus in sag in the 7th house and gemini moon in the 2nd, I think describes it pret
Aries- Introduce a Male to another Male. Rams are territorial.
Taurus- Eat Beef in front of them
Gemini- Put a different color mark on twins heads to determine who is who
Cancer- Crab feast. Pot of boiling water and throw them in alive. They turn red when they are done.
Leo- Steal their kill. Be prepared to run with your life.
Virgo- Tell them to go get laid.
Libra- How do you offend an object?
Scorpio- A can of raid that kills scorpions or just step on them with a boot.
Sagittarius- Jump on their back and say Giddy up.
Capricorn- Feed them to Leo or a dinosaur in Jurassic Park.
Aquarius- Knock their water churn over.
Pisces- Go fishing