difficult capricorn

my cap sun/libra moon gran kicked my sag brother out coz he didn't make her coffee one time when he was rushing to go to work. and he was casually like 'okay' then moves in with my other brother. yeah, she's a very reasonable woman. she can literally hire a battalion of maids with her money but she needs somebody to lord over who'd be psychologically/emotionally affected by it.

then i get a text from my libra uncle literally ordering me to uproot my life 4 cities away to become a potential candidate to get fired from making coffee so i'm like: "nah i'm good, i'll pass 👍👍"

my virgo aunt invited her to live a city away to take care of her. but she's like nah coz she wants to be lord of the castle. but my aries SIL tells me she's obssessed with the idea of me moving back and warns me to stay away coz she's beyond reason (beyond coffee). and my pisces uncle even gifted her some money which she apparrently sent to my libra uncle (who just wants me to drop everything to go beyond coffee) coz he never wants to take responsibility for her but would take advantage of her any way he can.

my aries SIL told me she's been firing maids and she suspects that it just doesn't do anything for her if she's not tormenting a blood relation (psychological/emotional) like wtf. dude i'm engaged and the pisces doesn't wanna live there (the first time they even met she spent all that time verbally insulting me without me even getting a word in + said nasty things to him on messengee about me becoming stubborn and less obedient coz of him). so like why is she obssessed with having me around when she unfailingly acts and talks like that? even my mom tells me to stay away coz she treated her the same from the very start. i don't get it 😭😭 do cap women just wanna be alpha?

Posted by Chironic
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omg lmfao

No caps in my life

My Cap grandma is the best, always tryna feed me. I should go visit her and Taurus grandad.

Posted by Walk_on_by
My Cap grandma is the best, always tryna feed me. I should go visit her and Taurus grandad.

Lucky you

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by Walk_on_by
My Cap grandma is the best, always tryna feed me. I should go visit her and Taurus grandad.

Lucky you

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🤣🤣

My mother was a Cap with Libra rising and Leo moon ~ she was rigid and liked to control, albeit in a subtle way. She also never believed in apologizing because “I’m your mother”.

Your gran sounds like a nightmare 😬. You don’t need toxic people in your life now you’re pregnant …. or ever …

Concentrate on yourself, your baby and man.

~*Michael to my right*~

Sounds like shes likes testing you. 🙂 Caps don't know I'm a Cap till I let them have it. Then the games begin...