Will read your chart and future

Feelin a lil angsty rn so I will astrologically roast anyone who posts their natal chart or lists their complete placements NEATLY. Give me your house dets too and I'll try to predict your future or whatnot while I'm at it

Sun in 5° 1' Libra

Moon in 3° 23' Sagittarius

Mercury in 23° 58' Virgo (r)

Venus in 2° 16' Scorpio

Mars in 22° 44' Libra

Jupiter in 1° 5' Gemini (r)

Saturn in 13° 41' Leo

Uranus in 5° 29' Scorpio

Neptune in 11° 32' Sagittarius

Pluto in 11° 20' Libra

North Node in 4° 54' Scorpio (r)

Chiron in 0° 41' Taurus (r)

Ascendant in 9° 0' Capricorn

MC in 22° 32' Virgo

1st House starts at 9° Capricorn

2nd House starts at 0° Aquarius

3rd House starts at 23° Aquarius

4th House starts at 22° Pisces

5th House starts at 27° Aries

(Containing Jupiter and Chiron)

6th House starts at 5° Gemini

7th House starts at 9° Cancer

8th House starts at 0° Leo

(Containing Saturn)

9th House starts at 23° Leo

10th House starts at 22° Virgo

(Containing Sun, Mercury, Mars and Pluto)

11th House starts at 27° Libra

(Containing Moon, Venus, Uranus and North Node)

12th House starts at 5° Sagittarius

(Containing Neptune)

is this ok? thank you

Ooooi! I haven’t been on here in sooo long, how can you upload a photo if you’re on your phone?

You've got like 5 people already.

Where are all the toasty roasties?

Getting drunk, making a thread, then never coming back to it is something I would do. I demand some roasties.

Sun: Libra Lib 15°34’35’’ 6D

Moon: Leo 8°32’36’’3D

Mercury: Scorpio. 4°57’41’’ 7D

Venus: Lib 7°42’24’’ 5D

Mars: Leo 27°54’52’’ 4D

Jupiter: Leo 1°37’27’’ 3D

Saturn: Pisces 24°47’31’’ 11Retro

Uranus: Virgo 21°37’55’’ 5D

Neptune: Scorpio 20°36’31’’ 7D

PlutoPluto: Virgo 19°13’57’’ 5D

Node:Taurus 17°44’59’’ 1Retro

Lilith: Pisces 21°19’54’’ 11D

Chiron: Pisces 22°56’26’’ 11Retro



: Taurus (ASC) 3°55’32’’

2: Gemini 2°36’42’’

3: Cancer 4°46’58’’

4: Leo (IC) 9°04’17’’

5: Virgo 11°53’02’’

6: Libra 10°17’51’’

7: Scorpio (DESC) 3°55’32’’

8: Sagittarius 2°36’42’’

9: Capricorn 4°46’58’’

10: Aquarius (MC) 9°04’17’’

11: Pisces 11°53’02’’

12: Aries 10°17’51’’

Thank you

***Ok thank you no more posting charts pls.***

Lol I know I hate when people post threads like this and don’t get back ASAP but now I totally understand where they’re coming from 🤣 I only get small windows at a time to wreck havoc on dxp during week days. Dunno why I posted this during a Monday but I will get through you all eventually but it will be very sporadic (forgive me if it is weeks later). I will actually attempt to read your charts now cause I feel bad so it’ll take at least 30 mins per chart. Also I don't feel as angsty anymore so I guess whatever my mood is at the moment will reflect on the reading. Maybe I will just use this as a despository for when I am next angsty.

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Posted by malloryor

Ooooi! I haven’t been on here in sooo long, how can you upload a photo if you’re on your phone?

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Thank you!

Edit: oops sorry...deleted link! Realized I’m too late to post

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Posted by malloryor

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Posted by malloryor

Ooooi! I haven’t been on here in sooo long, how can you upload a photo if you’re on your phone?

https://imgbb.com/

Thank you!

Edit: oops sorry...deleted link! Realized I’m too late to post

Am I too late too? I didnt know there was a deadline.. mustve missed it 😆

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Yeah hahaha. Get em on the next go!

Posted by jeane Sun in 5° 1' Libra

Moon in 3° 23' Sagittarius

Mercury in 23° 58' Virgo (r)

Venus in 2° 16' Scorpio

Mars in 22° 44' Libra

Jupiter in 1° 5' Gemini (r)

Saturn in 13° 41' Leo

Uranus in 5° 29' Scorpio

Neptune in 11° 32' Sagittarius

Pluto in 11° 20' Libra

North Node in 4° 54' Scorpio (r)

Chiron in 0° 41' Taurus (r)

Ascendant in 9° 0' Capricorn

MC in 22° 32' Virgo

1st House starts at 9° Capricorn

2nd House starts at 0° Aquarius

3rd House starts at 23° Aquarius

4th House starts at 22° Pisces

5th House starts at 27° Aries

(Containing Jupiter and Chiron)

6th House starts at 5° Gemini

7th House starts at 9° Cancer

8th House starts at 0° Leo

(Containing Saturn)

9th House starts at 23° Leo

10th House starts at 22° Virgo

(Containing Sun, Mercury, Mars and Pluto)

11th House starts at 27° Libra

(Containing Moon, Venus, Uranus and North Node)

12th House starts at 5° Sagittarius

(Containing Neptune)

is this ok? thank you

Yes the layout was very ok thank you.

You're a pretty chill balanced person. Sure you were cursed with a Scorpio Venus which might make your love life seem ill fated a lot of times (thankfully your Libra placements give you a bit more charm than other signs). I bet you often find yourself developing romantic relationships from friendships that you really wouldn't suspect heading in that direction. There's some oddity surrounding your romantic relationships which are not usually conventional but you cool with it and wouldn't have it any other way. You're fated to most likely obtain money/wealth through friendships, potential relationship affairs, community organizations, or your mother's side. You'll also find it exceptionally smooth obtaining money through whatever career you put yourself through.

This was my first chart reading ever and I feel it sounded like some random astrology blog but oh wells xD Let me know if it makes any sense.

Posted by _elle_

GO SASSY GO SASSY GO!!

Aww thank you hahahah

"Sure you were cursed with a Scorpio Venus which might make your love life seem ill fated a lot of times"

Wonder if other Scorpio Venus's think this way.

I love this placement on my chart- it's never been ill fated for me or a detriment.

If anything it makes me stable and loving.

Just thinking out loud, don't mind me. 🙂

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Posted by jeane Sun in 5° 1' Libra

Moon in 3° 23' Sagittarius

Mercury in 23° 58' Virgo (r)

Venus in 2° 16' Scorpio

Mars in 22° 44' Libra

Jupiter in 1° 5' Gemini (r)

Saturn in 13° 41' Leo

Uranus in 5° 29' Scorpio

Neptune in 11° 32' Sagittarius

Pluto in 11° 20' Libra

North Node in 4° 54' Scorpio (r)

Chiron in 0° 41' Taurus (r)

Ascendant in 9° 0' Capricorn

MC in 22° 32' Virgo

1st House starts at 9° Capricorn

2nd House starts at 0° Aquarius

3rd House starts at 23° Aquarius

4th House starts at 22° Pisces

5th House starts at 27° Aries

(Containing Jupiter and Chiron)

6th House starts at 5° Gemini

7th House starts at 9° Cancer

8th House starts at 0° Leo

(Containing Saturn)

9th House starts at 23° Leo

10th House starts at 22° Virgo

(Containing Sun, Mercury, Mars and Pluto)

11th House starts at 27° Libra

(Containing Moon, Venus, Uranus and North Node)

12th House starts at 5° Sagittarius

(Containing Neptune)

is this ok? thank you

Yes the layout was very ok thank you.

You're a pretty chill balanced person. Sure you were cursed with a Scorpio Venus which might make your love life seem ill fated a lot of times (thankfully your Libra placements give you a bit more charm than other signs). I bet you often find yourself developing romantic relationships from friendships that you really wouldn't suspect heading in that direction. There's some oddity surrounding your romantic relationships which are not usually conventional but you cool with it and wouldn't have it any other way. You're fated to most likely obtain money/wealth through friendships, potential relationship affairs, community organizations, or your mother's side. You'll also find it exceptionally smooth obtaining money through whatever career you put yourself through.

This was my first chart reading ever and I feel it sounded like some random astrology blog but oh wells xD Let me know if it makes any sense.

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thanks sassy! i'd like to think i am fairly chilled, mostly unflappable and never out of sorts for any length of time so yes, that was on the money.

relationships was good too. they always come from places i least expect and yes, unconventional is very apt. all of my relationships have stemmed from initial friendships. i am a big believer in that method. i like my scorp venus though. it's never steered me wrong. if anything often i try to fight it but it always wins to my advantage. i like the intensity. perhaps because the rest of my life i am fairly nonchalant, i like the obsession, throw yourself in front of a train, murder a small village for the sake of your love. if i can't be passionate about my partner then i have lost everything.

you're right about money. i never seem to worry too much about it. it seems to come easily. my mother's side is not a source though. money seems to come from my ability to form relationships (non romantic) though.

score? i would give you a 9.99 out of 10

excellent stuff. thank you

Posted by MysteriousScorpio

I’ll play 😊

Ok girl it is evident with your choice of chart that you like to make things in life a lil extra complicated for yourself lol. You're also a good looking gal who one would look at and say I bet they got things going all lined up for them in life. But alas that is not entirely true cos of your ill fated scorpio venus (yes I believe the curse is real lol esp when you have a Scorpio sun). A lot of the things that I calculate for you brings me back to your first house... It's an extreme siginicant house in your life, the house of self. Look for your next partner to have some sort of Aries energy.. they can even be an Aries decan of other fire signs. Give it a shot. The energy and fate for your future wealth rests on... mostly yourself and what you exert in life to obtain it. Your chart makes me feel a little sad because I can tell your heart is in the right place most of the time and you’re quite empathetic and understanding but you’ve been through a lot. And you need to be cautious often because I see indicators of you being prone to getting hurt in some kind of way whether it be physical or emotional. Please just continue working on yourself as the queen that you are and I’m positive you’ll get to where you want because for some of us we gotta claw our way to the top raw!!

Do let me know how I did!

Posted by saggurl88"Sure you were cursed with a Scorpio Venus which might make your love life seem ill fated a lot of times"

Wonder if other Scorpio Venus's think this way.

I love this placement on my chart- it's never been ill fated for me or a detriment.

If anything it makes me stable and loving.

Just thinking out loud, don't mind me. 🙂

I would need to see your whole chart but yes I do know Sags with Scorpio Venus who do not think anything of their 60+ dates and relationships, they’re happy-go-lucky as ever with endless optimism and enthusiasm on life. I see it more or less ill fated based on how it vibes with the nature of their sun and other placements

Posted by SassyKiwi

Posted by saggurl88"Sure you were cursed with a Scorpio Venus which might make your love life seem ill fated a lot of times"

Wonder if other Scorpio Venus's think this way.

I love this placement on my chart- it's never been ill fated for me or a detriment.

If anything it makes me stable and loving.

Just thinking out loud, don't mind me. 🙂

I would need to see your whole chart but yes I do know Sags with Scorpio Venus who do not think anything of their 60+ dates and relationships, they’re happy-go-lucky as ever with endless optimism and enthusiasm on life. I see it more or less ill fated based on how it vibes with the nature of their sun and other placements

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Common misconception of a Sag staying single. We can get into a relationship, but we just don’t settle for one.

My 60 plus dates are with one person 🤓

Posted by bmoon8

@sassykiwi

You still doing readings?

No one seems to want to touch those solar return charts. Hmm 🤔

I'm sorry I have not had any time to actually sit down and be on dxp enough to slowly go through this thread. It's actually not a good sign when I'm on here too much lol. Not being on here much means I'm actually out there doing that thinggie where you have to make effort to live real life to later astrologically dissect its occurrences 🤣