c-b———? where art thou——?

This topic was created in the Aquarius forum by chicken on Sunday, June 8, 2003 and has 13 replies.

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@Freebird
21 Years1,000+ Posts

Impress your friends!
Insult them Shakespeare
style !

"Your face is not worth
sunburning." -- Henry V

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"You are ill met by
moonlight." -- A Midsummer
Night's Dream

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"Thy brains are useless
boiled within thy skull!" --
The Tempest

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"You mad mustachio purple-
hued maltworm." -- Hamlet

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"Blister'd be thy tongue
for such a wish." -- Romeo &
Juliet

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"Some strange commotion is
in your brain." -- Henry VI

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"Thou art a very ragged
wart." -- Henry IV

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"There's many a man hath
more hair than wit." -- The
Comedy of Errors

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"Why are you a fool?" --
Troilus & Cressida

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"What wind blew you
hither." -- Henry IV

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"Your horrid image doth
unfix my hair." -- Macbeth

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"Sweep on you fat and
greasy citizens!" -- As You
Like It

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"Thy lips rot off." --
Timon of Athens

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"O, there has been much
throwing about of brains." --
Hamlet

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"He has not so much brain
as ear wax." -- Troilus &
Cressida

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"His brain is as dry as the
remainder biscuit after a
voyage." -- As You Like It

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@Espernaut
21 Years1,000+ Posts

I'd still give Luz a Gold Star for passion.

I can't speak Shakespearian either but I got her gist immeditately.... snicker cracker beegee's .. followed by a howl.