I am officially adopting Kris

This topic was created in the Aquarius forum by LiBrat on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 and has 11 replies.

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@LiBrat
20 Years

Kris, Mon petit chou,

Don't be afraid of these horrible nasty boys in Aqualand any more my little cabbage.

Aunty Librat will take care of you.

If they start acting up again, send them to me and I shall open up my pastel-colored, lavender scented can of WHOOP-ASS and those horrible weenie-tugging meanies will run for cover.

😛

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@LiBrat
20 Years

Bling, Bling, Bling....I can see through the insult...You're just looking for another excuse for me to put you over my knee again for a good thrashing...Honestly, I can understand how much you enjoy it...Seems like I'm quite a step up from your last disciplinarian..

Did you and Bushie take turns—?

Be nice and tell me how much you love Lavender baby...

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@LiBrat
20 Years

Bling:

>>>Lavender is a bit hippyish, but seeing as it's you, yeah lavender is damn sexy.....
now go back to the Harem and put on that costume, you know which one i mean ...and don't forget your golden lasso

You forgot about my cool bracelets...they match my golden lasso so nicely!

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@LiBrat
20 Years

WOW, lot's of Libra bashing going on....

Where's my can?

Primegen:

Be nice...Charlie pissed in your Cheerios this morning, admit it. Don't take it out on us OK?

*goes to the mall to by Kris some Pumas*

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@LiBrat
20 Years

Post got sutt off AGAIN

BLING:

You forgot the BLING? You For-Got the damn BLING?

I have a second can of Whoop-Ass ready with your name on it...You keep forgetting all of this attention to detail and you will be replaced....Sparrow and I will find a Shiny NEW Harem Master....

*Flies back to Libraland*