I Am The Law!

I Am The Law!

I am the law!

we're just waiting for you to lay it down

I am the law!

Pretty much hahahaha! Then I pretty much kicked them down a huge fucking pit because it's fuckin hella balls to the wall awesome. I would have preferred sending them out to a distant space colony where they would have inmates fighting each other to survive.

I am the law!

No lol. Have you watched the movie Judge Dredd before? It explains a lot of whats going on.

No lol. Have you watched the movie Judge Dredd before? It explains a lot of whats going on.

DK that reminds me of my Leo friend Ryan he's always going about saying "I AM THE MEAT!" haha.

This is scary!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

DK!

DDDDDDKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

SEX MANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!!!!!!

SPAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

SSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hooray! The King has arrived!

I AM THE MEAT!!!! OOPS! I MEAN! I AM THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha DK as far as I'm concerned you are BOTH! 😛

I am a law meat sandwich then! I AM THE LAW! I can't wait until I get to smite a few people.

lmao! Law meat sandwich, you should trademark that haha. Can I get one with cheese and some sparta sauce thrown in?

SURE! But it's going to be hard to get the Sparta sauce. The last guy I smited, smotted, smitted? Meh, Forget about that, I'll figure it out later. But yeah, the last guy who had some Sparta sauce got kicked into the huge pit of death. He forgot that I AM THE LAW! around these parts.

The last guy I "smote" maybe? Hell I've not got a clue, sounds good anyway!

lol have you been enforcing "the law" actively on DXP then? Or are you just observing for now, anyway if you need backup you can always bring out I AM THE MEAT cos he kicks some serious ass!

I'm the hero DXP deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so they'll hunt me down, because I can take it. Because I'm not a hero. I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a dark knight.

"I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a dark knight"

With an avatar of a dancing banana.... 😛

I jest of course, see this only makes you more of a threat, because you're so cute and quirky on the outside, so this will of course fool people........then you will spot an injustice and then BAM...I AM THE LAW!

Sweet, I like your style .

EXACTLY! See you get me. Peanut butter jelly time is just a front but then when the people need me, I AM THE LAW! The banana is a symbol. It makes you laugh and brings joy to your life but the minute you cross it you might slip on it's peel, break your back and become paralyzed with fear. Fear of the law!

Hahaha!

That so reminds me of a cartoon we used to have here, not sure if you've seen it.

This is so you. 😛

WTF?!?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow, that has got to be the most awesomest thing I've ever seen. Ever. I knew bananas were good and chalk full of potassium but what the hell were in those bananas? Steroids? Holy crap Hahahahahahahahahaha!

😛

Do a search on "bananaman" on youtube and there's loads of stuff. I used to love it when I was a kid.

Ah the shows you get in the UK, here's another "classic" hehe...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What the hell are you people on across the pond? This stuff is hilarious! You;d think a radioactive beam from a laser would kill a woman her age. Who knew it would give her super powers. At most you'd think they'd only fix her cataracts hahahahahaha!

The LAW! just received a phone call and must leave to go pick up his girlfriend from work and to supper. Hopefully she gets naked tonight!

Haha you have no idea DK. 😛

And sweet! I was hoping to go see my Aqua tonight but his sister is over. Still, there is always tomorrow night hehe.

I'll send you more tomorrow haha honestly you would not believe some of the shit we watched over here as kids. No wonder I'm weird.

"I'll send you more tomorrow haha honestly you would not believe some of the shit we watched over here as kids. No wonder I'm weird."

Awesome! I bet they put something in the water over there hahahaha! You're not that weird. More like a 7-10 on the weird scale lol.

"I AM THE LAW BREAKER!

I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR LAW AND MAKE A SQUIGGLEY U-TURN IN YOUR THEAD, SPAM THE SCORP BOARD, AND THEN I'M GOING TO LAUGH AN EVIL LAW-BREAKING LAUGH BECAUSE I AM CHOCK FULL OF NONCONFORMIST BADASSERY!

*broke your law*...*broke your law*...*broke your law*...

^ take that! "

Isn't that what I usually do too though? Especially spamming the Scorp board lol. You didn't break any law at all hahaha! In fact you enforced it. Thank you 🙂

I AM THE LAW! BYAAAAH!!!

On another note, today my company softball team annihilated our competition 11-3. I played Right Field and batted in the 3 hole, scored 2 runs and drove in 5. I also had a really, really cool diving catch in the 4rth inning. I've got an hour left until I have to show up to my basketball game too now hahahahaha!

I used to love this lol.

"You're not that weird. More like a 7-10 on the weird scale lol"

I'll attribute that to the strong Aquarian influence in my chart. 🙂

"On another note, today my company softball team annihilated our competition 11-3. I played Right Field and batted in the 3 hole, scored 2 runs and drove in 5. I also had a really, really cool diving catch in the 4rth inning. I've got an hour left until I have to show up to my basketball game too now hahahahaha!"

Sweet! See, you really DO have superpowers. 😉

OMG you will love this hehe....

And the theme tune rocks!

"

I used to love this lol."

WTF HAHAHAHAHAH! Rentaghost! Where the hell did the turtle, owl and plant come from? That was messed up hahahahahahah! I feel bad for them because they can't eat cake.

O_O !!!!!!!!!!! DANGERMOUSE HAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Sweet! See, you really DO have superpowers."

My boss thinks so too, but no lol. I'm just really, really athletic.

Honestly it gets worse lol check this crazy shit out.

I think whoever created this was on something....

And here's a Scottish one haha...OMG can't believe I used to watch this.

Whatever the ell you people are on I want some of it. What is he like a little sperm ball? I swear it's like someone thought semen would make a good opening sequence to a kids show. And LMFAO at the purple dragon. These guys must have taken massive bong hits before drawing these up hahahahahah!

And I used to think Spongebob was messed up lol. I intend to take a trip to the UK now just for the cartoons alone.

"What is he like a little sperm ball?"

Haha! I never thought of it like that, he's supposed to be a ghost or something. Actually the "TV" used to scare the shit out of me.

We did have some messed up cartoons over here...possibly my favourite "out there" cartoon is this....

I mean FFS they have a Heinz baked bean tin as a rocket lol. Talk about cartoon on a budget!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Their budget's like 20 bucks and whatever they could find int he dumpster. HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA! How does a hot air balloon make it to the moon? This makes no sense hahahahahaha!

Hehe it's class eh. Honestly the shows we had over here.

Is this the lowest budget cartoon ever? I think it's in with a good shout lol.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That show's like something some guy would do alone in his basement if he were a hermit. It's gangstah though because he's all like, screw puppets and marionettes. I got gloves bitches.

I will find more lol.

I always thought that guy was a bit creepy....

Oooo, this guy was AWESOME, I used to love him. Listen to how they talk haha!

The claymation isnt as messed up as the other ones lol. They sure as hell are awesome though.

Morph must have been an Aqua lol, he has that vibe about him.

You think so? Which ones Morph?

Shit! It's 7. Payce!