I Am The Law! (Page 4)

What if I actually did?

GB's Vagina thread needs to be saved, printed and put into a plexiglass display in a DXP museum. He always manages to make some of the funniest threads.

2012?

Ooo is that Mordor Kris, cool pic.

lmao @ DK.

I think Kris has officially become Merlin. He's opened the gates to Mordor via tear in the fabric of space and time and is now trying to merge both worlds. Does this mean I get to kick some Orc ass?

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"He's opened the gates to Mordor via tear in the fabric of space and time"

Actually I'll bet that's where the red chute leads, to mordor, and that little boy is actually on a quest..........certainly ties in with the whole "lord of the RINGS" theme hahaha.

I love LOTR too Kris, the films were awesome.

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I LOVE THE MUPPETS!!!

I answered on the Misc. board DK, that was nice 🙂

You better say something nice after the smurf comment LOL

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"Actually I'll bet that's where the red chute leads, to mordor, and that little boy is actually on a quest..........certainly ties in with the whole "lord of the RINGS" theme hahaha."

So wait, Kris is responsible for putting a chute up elephant asses? DAYUM!

You had to bring that back didn't you lol.

I have no clue about the Isengard Dr. deal. I just found it and thought it was funny.

"You had to bring that back didn't you lol"

Yep, I brought the sexy back too. I like to multitask.

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CANNOT PASS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Yep, I brought the sexy back too. I like to multitask."

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Say what!?!? YOU brought sexy back? I thought it was an Aqua? You know that crazy guy who kept yelling something about Sparta or some shit like that.

Hahaha this pic rocks....

Jabba Da Cat Hahahahahaha! me wasa hombo wookie sumo hama.

Kris about to go play basketball.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Say what!?!? YOU brought sexy back? I thought it was an Aqua? You know that crazy guy who kept yelling something about Sparta or some butter like that"

He did, but I took him out....

.....and it's mine haha all mine!

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Hahahaha!

Right, it's 7pm and it's a Friday which can mean only one thing for this particular fish.........PARTEEEEEE!

I'm off to get up to all sorts of mischief, but I shall return to check on the progress of this awesometastic thread tomorrow.

Laterz!

Payce! Don't get harpooned. unless you want to. (I meant sex) Hahahahahaha!

Byes Thesis, I will be off to in a bit, I have to get all my work down and prepare for a placement test.

That pic is sick! Now if they were to make out then it would be even better.

Hi bs!

DK you are terrible LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

They should make a cartoon. The Adventures of Leona and Aquina.

I could see how it would work in a battle. The Aqua splashes the enemy with water to distract then the Leo slices them up.

Hahahaha! Payce dawg! Chow down that Meow Mix!

BUMP!

😛

Hahaha!

Funny thing about masturbation in College showers is it happens all the time. That's not the first note to be put up for that lol.

If he don't love you like he did back then
Says that he's sorry, only to do it again (And he does it again)
You gotta take a stand, get yourself a new man (Oh, yes you do)
Girl, you need to just trade him on in (You need to let him go)
Let him go, let him go, let him go
Take him back to the store, to the store, to the store
You deserve satisfaction guaranteed (You deserve better)
It's time to go shopping for what you really really need
Trade him on in
Trade him on, trade him on
Trade him on, trade him on
Trade him on (Won't you...)
Tell him bye bye, baby, bye bye, baby, bye
It's about time you found somebody that'll really fit you right
You got a reason for a refund
Tell him he's done, and put him right back on the shelf

Bartender Get Us On More Round!
And This'll Get us To The Crib, Make It There Our Selves
Don't Got To Talk About The Way Ya Boy Put It Down
All You Gotta Do Is Ask Around
They Know, Ya Boy Grown
I Hit The Spots That Make 'Em Say Ohhh Oh
So Gon' Head Put Ya Number In My Phone
And I'm a Make You My Favorite Ringtone

Put My Number In Ya Phone, And When You Get Out The Club Girl Call Me Up
Put My Number In Ya Phone, Just Forget About Ya Man Baby Call My Up
Put My Number In Ya Phone, In Ya Phone, In Ya Phone, In Ya Phone
You Fine, You Cute,
You Should Go Home With Me
BabyGirl Stop Playin' & Put My Number In Ya Phone

8 Cans of tuna
Meatball Sandwich
3 carrots
4 oranges
2L bottle of water
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Approx. 2700 calories consumed today.