GB's Vagina thread needs to be saved, printed and put into a plexiglass display in a DXP museum. He always manages to make some of the funniest threads.
I think Kris has officially become Merlin. He's opened the gates to Mordor via tear in the fabric of space and time and is now trying to merge both worlds. Does this mean I get to kick some Orc ass?
"He's opened the gates to Mordor via tear in the fabric of space and time"
Actually I'll bet that's where the red chute leads, to mordor, and that little boy is actually on a quest..........certainly ties in with the whole "lord of the RINGS" theme hahaha.
"Actually I'll bet that's where the red chute leads, to mordor, and that little boy is actually on a quest..........certainly ties in with the whole "lord of the RINGS" theme hahaha."
So wait, Kris is responsible for putting a chute up elephant asses? DAYUM!
"Yep, I brought the sexy back too. I like to multitask."
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Say what!?!? YOU brought sexy back? I thought it was an Aqua? You know that crazy guy who kept yelling something about Sparta or some shit like that.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Say what!?!? YOU brought sexy back? I thought it was an Aqua? You know that crazy guy who kept yelling something about Sparta or some butter like that"
If he don't love you like he did back then Says that he's sorry, only to do it again (And he does it again) You gotta take a stand, get yourself a new man (Oh, yes you do) Girl, you need to just trade him on in (You need to let him go) Let him go, let him go, let him go Take him back to the store, to the store, to the store You deserve satisfaction guaranteed (You deserve better) It's time to go shopping for what you really really need Trade him on in Trade him on, trade him on Trade him on, trade him on Trade him on (Won't you...) Tell him bye bye, baby, bye bye, baby, bye It's about time you found somebody that'll really fit you right You got a reason for a refund Tell him he's done, and put him right back on the shelf
Bartender Get Us On More Round! And This'll Get us To The Crib, Make It There Our Selves Don't Got To Talk About The Way Ya Boy Put It Down All You Gotta Do Is Ask Around They Know, Ya Boy Grown I Hit The Spots That Make 'Em Say Ohhh Oh So Gon' Head Put Ya Number In My Phone And I'm a Make You My Favorite Ringtone
Put My Number In Ya Phone, And When You Get Out The Club Girl Call Me Up Put My Number In Ya Phone, Just Forget About Ya Man Baby Call My Up Put My Number In Ya Phone, In Ya Phone, In Ya Phone, In Ya Phone You Fine, You Cute, You Should Go Home With Me BabyGirl Stop Playin' & Put My Number In Ya Phone
GB's Vagina thread needs to be saved, printed and put into a plexiglass display in a DXP museum. He always manages to make some of the funniest threads.