I've got 30 Minutes To Kill

I've got about 30 minutes to kill before I have to go to my game. Who's doing what and what's doing who? What are you eating right now and what colour are your clothes? Who likes cheese? Is that you Mr. Rogers? When will it end? WHEN!?!?!?!

UNLEASH THE BEAST! IT'S TIME TO FEAST! SOMEONE BETTER CALM A GODDAMN PRIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HHOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!

BRING THE PAIN! BRING THE PAIN! BRING THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE IT!!! RAIN MAKE!!! IT RAIN!!!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What wins championships?!?!?! DEFENCE!!!! WHAT!?!?!? DEFENCE?!?!?!? WHAT?!?!?!?! DEFENCE!!!!! I CAN"T HEAR YOU!!!!! DEFENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OUR HOUSE!!!!!!! OUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'S HOUSE?!?!!?!?!?!?! OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

I AM THE MEAT!

lol.

Aqua's are so awesometastically random.

I'm such a patriots hater 😛 😛 😛

"you like the patriots dk ?"

Of course I do. I'm a New Englander at heart!

Giants suck, Jets suck, Yankees suck, Mets suck, Rangers Suck, Islanders suck! Okay maybe not the Jets and Mets because I like those two teams but the rest of them suck.

"DK....what was the outcome of the game?

i am waiting for some bloody details..."

Final score: 28-7 Fastbacks(My Team)

We scored 3 defensive touchdowns. 2 on fumbles within their 30 and one from a pick on our 27. I came up with the pick early in the 3rd and just ran it down all the way. I'd been burned early on a screen play that I should have seen coming. Completely fucked up that play. Our starting RB had the sole offensive TD because their D completely fucked them up. I don;t know what was wrong with our O but they just looked out of touch. I mean it's only been 7 fucking months since our last game come on! Luckily, our D's so much better and they practically have no offense. Ended up with a line of 6 tackles, 1 INT and a win.

Well then, there's only one way to settle this! I propose a gentlemen's duel! Pistols at 10 paces. Loser must eat a bar of soap!

Fine, but it has to be a water pistol then. Would it be poison candy?

A slightly melted and expired Mars bar? If the water is cat piss I'm all for it.

DK ... where's your banana suit———??

lmao @ DK & AG, you guys are nuts!

Giants suck, Jets suck, Yankees suck, Mets suck, Rangers Suck, Islanders suck!

I love saying this hahahaha!

"DK ... where's your banana suit———??"

Where's your banana suit?!!?!? Huh!?!?!? Where!?!?!? WHERE!?!?!?!?

*Throws another bucket of half eaten KFC chicken at Capz*

*knock knock*

*door opens - bucket of half eaten KFC flies out the door*

Got an order here for a ''hornless helmetless rammette strapped in dynamite' for a DK09, Choco, OFA and buddies.

How will you be paying for that?

Baseball is a conversational sport. There's a lot of time in between so you talk about the game, life and just plain shoot the shit. And if you're a major stathead like I am you'll love it because it's all about the numbers. Baseball and football are easily the best sports to dissect. These two sports alone got me through grade school and high school math lol. I used to ask my professors to explain to me advanced math in sports terms hahaha! Helped out so much in the end. Plus, they're major cash cows.

I'm a DK09! I'll sign for it. Awesome! You can put her on the table over there. I've got a sandwich to make.

Thank you sir.

If you would sign here...... here and there...thank you ! *walks towards open door - turns around*

Oh and you have about 2 mins to make that sandwich

*shuts door*

I usually just slap on whatever's in the fridge between two slices of whole wheat then eat it with a can of tuna. You know what tastes absolutely delicious? Baby food. That shit is fucking delicious.

No really tuna goes with everything ! shocking...

Hehehe - yea - went to see my niece and my sis kept complaining that the baby food was running low very quickly *eyes dart rapidly around the room*

YES! Someone else who eats baby food! I like apple. It's so good.

- cinnamon with apples

- Peas with carrots - they add some sweet stuff

- sweet potatoes and stuff....mmmmmmmmmm

great now I'm hungry !

"great now I'm hungry !"

Mission Accomplished. 🙂

Curse you numbered DK !

😢 only thing I can get my hands on are peanut butter oreos - I didn't read it - I thought it was caramel from the piccie - WTF?!

Oh well, I'll imagine it's baby food - yes that works...

OFA Couldn't we split the shipping costs? I spent all of mine on the baby food hahahaha!

Peanut butter oreos are kind of weird tasting. Tried dipping them in milk once. Not a good idear.

Dipped them in green tea - muhahahahaha - more like eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwhahahahaha

Got no milk - got milk?

LMFAO! Ok that'll do. I'm going to be numb as hell from the jellyfish but the peanut butter coating my mouth should cover that hhahahaah! I'm still not paying for the ramette though. That would be slavery.

I have a 2 Litre bottle of Gatorade.

How about feeding the rammette some milk - why must you be so hard to milk people?!

rammette drinking cow milk - weird alert !

All ''PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLYFISH SAMMICHED' out OFA.

Nope, it's blueberry rush. A rammette is a female Ram? I'm not sure. It might be a new species of half ram half woman.

YOU GET NOTHING! i kidd, you can have a glass of water and some tacos.

Tacos? Tacos? Tacos?!

That's it ! No more deliveries to this house - you've been red x !

*grabs tacos, water and storms out dragging rammette by the horns and bi*ch-slapping OFA with lettuce for dramatic effect, muttering cheapskates ✨

That was eventful. Wassup kris!

Gonna unleash the chocolate cobra, eh?

Where's your banana suit?!!?!? Huh!?!?!? Where!?!?!? WHERE!?!?!?!?

*Throws another bucket of half eaten KFC chicken at Capz*

LOOK you butt wipe! If you were going to try chic at me, I'd prefer baked!!!! 😛

OH! Hi OFA 🙂