Our cat is a typical scorpio

He really is! I got him when he was just over a week old at the end of november 3 years ago so the dates point to scorpio. But he really does possess some typical scorpionic traits. He's quite snappy sometimes and does not like to be interrupted from whatever he wants to be doing. For example if someone picks him up when he wants to look put the window or wash or whatever he gets really peed off and hisses at you. He also likes to bite alot (snappy?) much more than use his claws when you've stepped over the line as far as he's concerned. He is also fascinated by water and watching it drip from a tap; he also likes to stare down the toilet bowl (could this aquatic attraction be because he's a water sign?). But what really made me think that he is a typical scorpio is when we couldn't find him for a few days and then realised that he had gotten locked into my parents' car because he wandered in when nobody was looking. When my dad eventually discovered him and liberated him from the car he was extremely peed off and ever since then he's been in a very bad and irritable mood, hissing and growling and the like (is this the scorpio grudge bearing?).

So can any human scorpios suggest how to kick him out of this bad mood without actually kicking him?!

Some constructive advice please bran. Thank you.

Look into his eyes 🙂

Bran it's not that important, you're right. It's just a light topic of conversation. Why do you have to put things in such a dull way? If you don't think this is important enough to share your depth of wisdom then don't say anything! You sound like a serious b o r e.

Yeah Stinky (that's been his nickname until we found something we could all agree on but we never did so Stinky has stuck!) doesn't have the real scorpio stare I have to say.

Oh yeah been there and done that with Primegen! But thanks for the tip aquaaqi (that whip idea sounds very enticing. 😉

GL: yeah I wanted to get a kitten for my daughter for Christmas so I rang around and left my name and number with the local vets and then I got a call from a couple who had found the little baby Stinky outside the laundry house next to their flat. They were both working during the day so couldn't look after him so they offered him to me. He was so small that I took him home in a biscuit tin with holes in the top! I had to give him a syringe type bottle contraption with kitten formula for the next month. Now he is a fully grown big fluffy (and grumpy) cat, white with tabby patches dappled around his coat and a patch on his little nose. The road that the couple lived on has some pretty fancy houses so I reckon that one of his parents was a persian who had a liason with a tabby from "the other side of the street" if you know what I mean. Maybe it was a feline "Romeo and Juliet" romance or something!