PERVERTS—

so the libra has a full leg cast on and i took the whole week off to be with him. 🙂 we cant really go anywhere because he is still tender and he just cant. anyway. he spends a lot of time on our patio. we have a view of a beautiful park and another condo building. so in this other condo building libra spotted this guy salsa dancing naked. LOL.

he said he was surprised and turned away. he had me bring out his work board because he insist on doing some work to keep his mind clear. so that blocked the view. i heard the guy scream, arriba! then i looked over. libra screamed, "Babe dont look"..too late. i see this guy gyrating his hips and his man business flinging around...i was like wtf! this guy has no curtains. NONE! so finally we see a woman and she just got home, he still naked and im still looking and she opens the window and screams pervert! but she didnt pull blinds or curtains because, they dont have any!

so then she yells again, "cadela parar de olhar para meu homem obter o seu pr?_prio homem de merda. porra pervertido" which is portguese for, "bitch, stop looking at my man, get your own fucking man. fucking pervert." LOL

how am i the pervert? i mean seriously—?

that is brazilian portuguese btw.

Lmao @ ariba. Didnt she see that u got your own man? Her man is THE perv, what is he doing dancing naked in plain view to begin with? Here, guys like to pee in the street and they'll have a nerve to ask what ur looking at. Psssh

Posted by WaterCup
Lmao @ ariba. Didnt she see that u got your own man? Her man is THE perv, what is he doing dancing naked in plain view to begin with? Here, guys like to pee in the street and they'll have a nerve to ask what ur looking at. Psssh

they do that here WC. one time i yelled, Grandma dont look over there, a man is urinating! he zipped his dick in his pants. i bust out laughing! thats what he get.

^^ and he was peeing in next to mcdonalds....they let you use the rest rooms. horrible.

Posted by everevolvingepithet
You should have hollered back that he put that little thing away.

yea it was on the smaller side. lol i just laughed.

I think its disgusting, i mean guys touch their dicks when the pee- how, where and when do they wash their hands when they pee everywhere?

Im kind of a pervert too, lol. I like to see naked women, i dont know why. I dont feel anything sexual, just the beauty of their bodies. I went to the libra girl's house for something and she just came out of the shower. She got dressed infront of me and i was elated. She is plump, but nicely plump like the ladies in old paintings.

What, do u lick the droplets off your hands? I've noticed many like to wipe their hands on their pants. Ewww. Thats why i dont shake man hands in greetings

no they shake the droplets off then stuff their weiners back in their pants. i've seen them do it at the park when im walking. if they are holding it the pee doesnt get back on their hands unless they are really little. so i guess if they are touching there own skin its not dirty. i guess...that what i thought it was. i will ask libra about it when he wakes up. dont really know if he pees outside. this will be interesting, im going to get the 'look' for sure.

Indoors or out, we have to touch it when we pull it out. It extends out of your hand so peeing on yourself is not an issue (except when your really drunk and barely pull the head out the top of your boxers, what a mess!). We don't have to pee everywhere if we don't want to. The only hole is in the tip, it's really easy to aim and write with.

Man Law #47:
At the urinal, more than three shakes is considered playing with it.

Lmao @ unless they are really little. The 'little' ones then shouldnt attempt peeing standing up, they should do it like muslim men and pee sitting down. Remember that lady with two vaginas, i wonder if she pisses with both at the same time?

Man Law #47:
At the urinal, more than three shakes is considered playing with it.

lollll I can't wait to ask my cappy if this is true!

Posted by luvnacap
Man Law #47:
At the urinal, more than three shakes is considered playing with it.

lollll I can't wait to ask my cappy if this is true!

LOL

Posted by WaterCup
I think its disgusting, i mean guys touch their dicks when the pee- how, where and when do they wash their hands when they pee everywhere?

they touch their dicks all the time. when they watch tv, when they are standing and thinking, when they are sleeping, when they talking to you, under their desk, yea.

their dicks probably get more affection than we do.

Lol. True. Still a disgusting habit though. Have u noticed that babies too do the same thing? It must be nice to have dick

Posted by WaterCup
Lol. True. Still a disgusting habit though. Have u noticed that babies too do the same thing? It must be nice to have dick

yes baby boys too, i walked in my friends nursery to get her baby boy and he was in his crib humping elmo. with a smile on his face. i waited till he finished then i picked him up. 🙂

My son does the same thing, not the humping, but he could be having a bath and u tell him to come out- he takes the longest of time to come out because he is busy stretching his pee-pee or playing with his balls.