Please, Sky don't say Goodbye; I need you!!!!!!

Don't do this to me I can't take it. Your all I've got in this world and if you leave me too!!! well I might have to start drinkin!!!

You goon- you should have thought of that before you called me D'HEAD, don't you think??

Poor ol CB, he took the dog for a walk and missed all the action! Go Nurse Sky!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Sky your so funny girl!! Ooooh don't kid me like that. I'm down to my last pair of drawers and I may have to cut up the car cover. It goes over my 57' Chevy" It's got a be a good 20 feet long. I can make a good weeks worth out of that, if I have to!!! And I will save my good Monday thru Sunday extra- sturdy and ample cotton ones for only very special occassions. So, go ahead you Big ol' Sexy Nurse=[N] i'm ready for you now!! You are my best girl friend in a long long time!!! I haven't had this much fun since I had sex on the back of my new John Deerey lawn mower out in hooterville. We had just got in from the dance, and I asked Wayne the bouncer if he cared to see a real beauty. Well, don't you know that just the sight of that machine turned him in to an animal. I'll tell you all the details when I see you. You won't believe it. Were still trying to find his teeth. They must of slid out from his mouth hangin open so much. Okay, write me back. Love and smooches back at YOOU!

CB, darlin- don't you be playin no hard to git with me now too!! what's wrong with all these men— They just don't have any endurance anymore. Well, just one time with ol Sky and me and they start yellin for their mommas. What's up with that 95? You seem to be real with it and a hip chic. Do you ever run into this situation. Maybe I should stop taking so many herbs!!! And that 64, he just doens't know how to properly court a lustious ample woman like myself. Now he says he's a woman. What's wrong with men. I think their trying to pull a fast one on ol 64what do you think. Ok cu later xoxoxo

Well- jeepers- I haven't had so much fun since WATCHING you have some loving and shoving on the Ol' John Deery! Did you see me in the bushes yankin and crankin on my own and slappin my a $ $ hootin and hollering yelling YEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU GO 64! When I heard ya yip- I knew it was over and that was me who threw ya a roll of turdlet paper! HAHAHAHA!! I bet yer didn't know what hit ya! Hope it was good for you and I hope the hootin and hollering stuff was good too!

Love ya YOU FREAK!

They jest don't got the endurance I know I tell ya:

Saturday .......see....... I was wit this guy and before I knew it he was yipping too (just like you were on the JD)-- and I thought "awwwwwwww sheeee-it! What 'bout me? I wanna yip too!"-- so I wrassled the guy and made him "hang" in there for 15 mores mins while I had my ride!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haw! Next time, I'm wrassling him first to get him all primed and smokin'!!

65-? What makes you think he's in for another ride? Your giving yourself too much credit. I think ol'e dude is smarter than falling for the lyer. Time will tell as it does with all. I hope he dumps your b**** a**...

;Anyone and everyone feel free to stuff yer-selves with a corn on the cob. CB is in my back yard playin on my slip-n-slide. Right were he belongs:]---------

Man- you are a freak! You are so mean to me- your behavior is a prime example of passive/aggressive nature!

I'm not playing with you anymore.

[whimper]

Oh yah, and, what is a "lyer"?

Don't be like that you know I love only you. We'll play whatever you want to. You want to play hide the salami or paddle the skin boat, boy now I am hungry. Come on and quit teasing me 'C'

Ok, the song is coming Have it your way have it your way have it your way at....it's all brian food!!!

I eat fish in the morning...tastes like scrambled egg's. Hahahahahahahaha. C.B? duh,.....you'r Austin friend here! lol