reasons why you shouldn?t want to be good-looking

i found this article online and itz hilarious ... thought i wud share it with u guys 😛

Here are just a few of the reasons why you shouldn?t want to be good-looking:


Ugly people are appreciated for their personality -- Beautiful people never know if people like them for who they are or how they look. I know plenty of pretty women and to be perfectly honest I couldn?t tell you if they have pleasant personalities or not. Heck, I couldn?t tell you if they have a personalities at all. If you?re ugly, though, and someone agrees to go out with you it?s because they like you for who you are. Unless, of course, you are rich. Then they like you because of your money.



Ugly people are funnier -- Think of all the truly funny people you know. Chances are they are unattractive. That?s because ugly people can?t take themselves too seriously. ?Son, if you can?t laugh at yourself, my dad used to tell me, ?then you?re obviously not looking in the mirror.?
Ugly is cheap and easy -- I don?t mean that ugly people are cheap and easy (though that too is often the case) but that ugliness is low maintenance. When you?re ugly you don?t have to worry about trivialities such as make-up, or face lifts, or brushing your teeth. Since nothing you do is really going to matter you can just let yourself go.



Ugly people are more successful -- Beautiful people have everything handed to them. Ugly people, on the other hand, have to work harder to get what they want. Do you think there would be a Microsoft if Bill Gates looked like George Clooney? Great innovations, inventions, and advice columns are always produced by some ugly geek who couldn?t get a date and had nothing better to do than improve the world. Our economy if fueled on ugly.



Ugly people are the majority -- Forget the Democrat and Republican parties. Someday we ugly people will unite and become the biggest voting bloc in the country. One day we will take over and have all the pretty people be at our beck and call. I figure that we can hold our first convention at the state fair since we all congregate there anyway.



Ugly is inevitable -- Beauty fades but ugly is everlasting. If we live long enough we eventually all get ugly. Some of us fortunate ones just get there first.

'... Beauty fades but ugly is everlasting....'

this part just crackz me....but itz true

"Ugly is inevitable -- Beauty fades but ugly is everlasting. If we live long enough we eventually all get ugly. Some of us fortunate ones just get there first."

HI eliza, what's up —??

LMAO!!! That's an awesome article eliza 😄 So according to that article, my looks are going to be everlasting .... since I don't look like a hottie ?

HECK YEAH! I may be average but at least I won't chance 😉

LMAO capiesweetie.... sometimes we think we are average but we are ABOVE average 😛....

BTW how r ur stats projectz goin—

GL

i agree with ya but maybe the guy who wrote this article is surrounded by unattractive people....

ok guyz im off.... have a good nite...

DANG!!! i wish i had chosen the title 'Virtues of being Ugly' for this post....Daaaaaaaaaa 😢

I must go and disfigure myself.

SB

ya well i agree wid ya... i have seen some good lookin' people ( that also dependz on what u see as beautiful.. maybe they are just average looking people but u think they are HOT) who have to work hard to get wat they want... but still i wud say average looking people have to struggle more then Hotties... thatz wat i've seen.... and average looking (ALP) people are more intellectual too... like all the hotties at University are sooo Vain and arent as intellectual, hardworking and ambitious as are ALP...all they care about is sex and Girls or boyz... coz they get all this attention...



i like this part of the artile.. itz intersting and true, however i wud like to replace the word UGLY with AVERAGE-LOOKING >>>>>>> Great innovations, inventions, and advice columns are always produced by some ugly geek who couldn?t get a date and had nothing better to do than improve the world.......' 🙂

artile—? hmmmmmmmmmm now thatz a new word 😛.........i meant article not artile 🙂

'..I must go and disfigure myself....'

LMAO... o ya ur hot james—? 😛... prove it 😛

*Ugly people are funnier -- Think of all the truly funny people you know. Chances are they are unattractive. That?s because ugly people can?t take themselves too seriously.

-girls always tell me i'm funny......guess i know now what they really mean by that 😢

awwwwwww Gem*Two * HUG*... thatz not true.... ur soooooooooooo cute and attractive... and hey thatz not just my opinion.. all people on DXP think ur a cutie 😛

I was joking Eliza....but thank you 🙂


*Gem hugz Eliza back* .....because u can't hug her just once 😉

LOL....ur a sweetheart Gem 😛

so u seriously thinkin' of changing ur DXP user name?? i wud recommend ur first choice: Sexdwarf 🙂

well Sexdwarf seems to be the more accurate of the three....

SB,

i agree with ya....



Gem*Two

SexDwarf makes sense and kindda goes along wid ur personality too since ur a Gemini 🙂

Eliza, is that your real name?

we need a screen name for you......