Seduction By The Signs

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T A U R U S

Slow and steady wins the race with Taurus. These folks want to savor the courtship phase of a relationship. Be sure to show up on the first date with a bouquet of flowers or some other beautiful token of your appreciation. Bulls love presents. A subtle splash of cologne will work like a love magnet on Taurus, as this sign is extremely responsive to sensual stimuli. If you've got an earthy sense of humor, don't hide it. Nothing gets Taurus in the mood like a spicy joke.

If you're a Taurus, you like to seduce people with soft words, encouraging caresses and generous gestures. Your knack for gift-giving is unparalleled. Having a velvet voice doesn't hurt your chances, either.

Head-for-Bed Line: (Pointing to Bull's tush) "Excuse me, is that seat taken?"

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G E M I N I

The fastest way to Gemini's bedroom is through the brain. Ask this sign for a reading recommendation ? Geminis love to be consulted about intellectual matters. If you've got specialized knowledge of a particular subject, be sure to bring it up. People born under the sign of the Twins are wildly attracted to experts ? the more obscure your subject, the better. If Gemini mentions their latest hobby, be sure to ask for a crash course. Nothing gets this sign in the mood like showing off their know-how.

If you're a Gemini, you are a master flirt. You love the challenge of winning someone over with a clever remark. One of your favorite moves is to brush a bit of imaginary fluff from the object of your desire's shoulder. It's a great excuse to make physical contact!

Head-for-Bed Line: "Are you going to kiss me or will I have to lie to my diary?"

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C A N C E R

These Moon Children are notoriously soft-hearted. If you'd like to make your way into this sign's bedroom, show off your sensitive side. Express an interest in charities, especially ones involving children. Cancers secretly love being babied, so it's a great idea to fix this sign a home-cooked meal. Keep the lights low and the music soft... Cancer is very responsive to romantic atmospheres. If you've got your sights set on a female Crab, ask permission before you kiss her. If you're dating a guy, make the first move and then apologize for being so bold.

If you're a Cancer, your seduction style is soft and nurturing. Kissing away someone's tears is often a prelude to lovemaking. If you want to make someone your love slave, just deliver a chocolate cake to his or her door. Your victim will fall deeper in lust with each bite.

Head-for-Bed Line: "Are we related? Do you want to be?"

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L E O

If you want to seduce a Leo, focus on this sign like a laser. Compliment the way they dress, eat and breathe. Treat him or her to the best of everything, whether it's the center table at the fanciest restaurant in town or the choicest spot on your picnic blanket. When the lights are turned low, run your fingers through the Lion's mane. He or she will purr with delight. Murmur words of praise into his or her ear during foreplay. Your lovemaking will build to a beautiful crescendo.

If you're a Lion, you've got a naturally seductive personality. It's nearly impossible for people to resist your charms, especially when you lavish somebody with the royal treatment. You'll give the object of your desire the best of everything until you hit your target.

Head-for-Bed Line: "What do you say we go back to my place and start a fire ? I'll provide the fuel if you provide the spark."

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V I R G O
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Talk about Gems being flirts! The worst ever! My friends bf is a Gemini and man does it make me uncomfortable that he always tries flirting with me! When I call her I always hear him in the background yelling stuff like, 'How is my sexy girl?' 'Still looking sexy?' 'Is that my girlfriend?' I've heard him tell his friends that I'm his gf (joking) but I don't know... just doesn't sound appropriate.
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"Head-for-Bed Line: "You're on my list of things to do tonight."


^^lol,at least the line wasn't all that bad branh.It could've been like scorpio-"I'm an organ donor. Need anything?" or pisces-"Help the homeless. Take me back to your place."The gemini one is just hilarious cause the gems I know would be saying-"Are you going to kiss me or will I have to lie to my diary?"