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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $ 3.95 a minute.
Life in a small town taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell.
The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
If you use a vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and
we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way
I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere
near our optic nerve.
Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote sexuality the same way we promote math or science, they've got nothing to worry about.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five.
Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.