The ULTIMATE answers thread

Feel free to contribute.🙂

Antibling:
How many lies do you tell in a year?
pppffhhhhh.....(stretches arms out in a 'I-caught-a-fish-this-big-stance)

What's wrong with you?
what wrong with me—
DXP,you're a Pessimist

Primegen:
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
I'm not gay, I don't count how many pairs of shoes I have.

And none of your own, that's cheating!

Yeah, but that wouldn't be any challenge.😛

Oh, here's another one I liked.

wheelhomies:
If you're happy, do you clap your hands?
If I'm really laughing hysterically, then yes, I do. And I apologize if this makes me gay or retarded.

Nope, this is an attempt to make the ULTIMATE answers thread, y'know, like those robots that togethet make another, more powerful robot?

*together

😄

I'm honored.

But really, this can be a great way to get all the good lines from everyone on dxp without wasting an unholy amount of time.

Hmmm! I have seen some that I thought were hilarious, but I don't remember them...

aha! here's one

juwanapla:
Do you like your dentist?
I like anyone who can make me open up and take the pain..

Notso07:

What would you do if you were king/queen?
abolish small dogs and make it legal to punch retardos in the face