Time to rummble : ]

Make me laughj send a a good joke pull my toe plese. : ]

Opps

Ok Hear the one about th Aq. that fell in love he's still living at home with his Mother. : ]

Ok Hear the one about the Aq. lost his Underpants he still ain't found them. dam Cap. : ]

Ok what about AQ. standing at the cross walk waiting for the light to cross. Bam a Sag. ran into him never the same. " ]

Ok what about the Gim. that walked the blind AQ. to A lunch date he's still in jail . : ]

OK What happens when a Leo. falls for you Be ready to be eat'en a live. : ]

Dont miss with a bull [T] they jest dont feel noughting even win they been Nudered. : ]

Stomp on a scop. be ready to say ouch. : ] the old man ; ]sign.

Ok what happens when a lib. takes a AQ. to lunch he dissappers fer 20 years. : ]

I Got 3 left what are they oh. Ok Never go fishing with pisc. you'll in up the bait. : ]

Ok Ok Virgo's are virgins hhaaaaaaaaaaa : ] so are my socks.

Ok how do you shake a cancer RUNNNNNNNNN. : ]

Ok What a Aries to chase you tie a tin cup to something you don't what bit. : ]

And from what I hear, Mr.Duncan still tighter then a clam on a dry beach.

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SUN SIGN PRAYERS JUST FOR FUN
by Nolan Myers

ARIES: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!"

TAURUS: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."

GEMINI: "Yo God...(or is it Goddess?)...Who are you?...What are you?.....Where are You?.....How many of you ARE there? I can't figure you out!"

CANCER: "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners."

LEO: "Hi, Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your kid!"

VIRGO: "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it up like you did the last time."

LIBRA: "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?"

SCORPIO: "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the bastards don't deserve it."

SAGITTARIUS: "OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING, ALL-POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE, I'VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES --- HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!!"

CAPRICORN: "Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway."

AQUARIUS: "Hi God! Some say you're a man. Some say you're a woman. I say we're ALL God. So, why pray? Let's have a party!"

PISCES: "Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy greater Honor and Glory."

You go girl : ]

Im still laugh'ten and duck'en good thing u ain't stand'en by me. : ]