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The Aries Character Portrait

Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries.

Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don't discuss it. Never point this out to an Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through your sinuses.

Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35.

Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts.

Whether you live in a palatial estate or a cardboard tepee, you will insist until death that it is exactly what you always wanted.

Most Aries were concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives.

Aries are never born. They skip gaily from their mothers' wombs. This may even involve rollerblades. The Aries makes life decisions as a toddler.

Aries marry several times for funnies but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury. Being infallible, God is probably an Aries. This would make Satan an Aquarius.

Aries always hold management positions. If one is assigned to clean toilets, he will form a one-man union. Then he will go and picket in the parking lot. All of you think you're Lech Walesa.

People run away when an Aries comes around. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire.

Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they take pride in being even more self-centered. In fact, much to the Scorpios' dismay, you are the biggest pricks in the zodiac. Your rams' horns are in everyone else's asses.

I saw this post on other boards but not on the Aries one, so I decided to make one up.
I've dated a scorpio before. A lot of intensity, passion, and mind games.
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A Nigerian woman is sentenced to death by stoning for committing adultery.

Go to this site for more on the story: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/page.cfm?objectid=12142211&method=full
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O.k so latley I've been stressed out and have been having these anxiety attacks. I'm finding it hard to motivate myself as positively as I usually would and this adds to my anxiety...!!!

Basically what I realised is that I am trying to manage a s
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I am after the truth here. Are aries just big colorful peacock's that just like to ruffle their feathers and everyone else's, or is there a true self assurance going on? Most of you are so energetic and semi- arrogant but deep down I have to wonder if
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I am sorry if I am being to open but I just read what some of you aries women are saying about that poor Aquarius/Pisces guy who is looking to meet women online. I thought we where all living in the year 2000+ and are adults. In this day and age you can
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some people say aries would become frustrated with their aloofness...is this a proven fact?
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I am an Aquarius/Pisces cusp who would like to get to know an Aries Female for Conversation and maybe more. Supposedly we are very compatible with eachother and just want to engage in friendly conversation. I know this is not a dating site and Apologize
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Personally, I think that those who do not value the lives of others, including animals, do not deserve to live themselves. I believe in an eye for an eye. What about you?
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I know this is gonna sound cliche, but "You complete me" doesn't get any better in my opinion.
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