New to you all. How do I read the Chart??

Ok, So I'm a little new to all this sun chart stuff and have no idea of what I'm looking at. Can any tell me what they see?

Zodiac in degrees 0.00 Placidus Orb:0
Sun Aries 2.41 Ascendant Scorpio 23.45
Moon Gemini 28.25 II Sagittarius 23.50
Mercury Pisces 8.01 III Capricorn 27.08
Venus Taurus 17.59 IV Pisces 1.47
Mars Leo 27.09 R V Aries 3.47
Jupiter Virgo 2.00 R VI Taurus 0.53
Saturn Virgo 22.56 R VII Taurus 23.45
Uranus Scorpio 25.20 R VIII Gemini 23.50
Neptune Sagittarius 22.41 IX Cancer 27.08
Pluto Libra 20.55 R Midheaven Virgo 1.47
Lilith Virgo 28.39 XI Libra 3.47
Asc node Leo 28.56 XII Scorpio 0.53

What don't run so quickly. I am harmless **giving a smirk & shy eye**. Why do you say this? Can you offer any insight to this stuff...I am totally clueless.

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