School Of Sex Management , University of Aries

Hi

It gives us a great plzzure to announce that admissions to the following programs are open -

1. The Yogic wayz of Sexual Health Management.
2. Tantric Sex.
3. Sexual Networking.
4. Guide to Sex-working.
5. Economy of Sex.
6. Adoloscent Sex and Reproductive Health.
7. Sexual Health, Mind and Development.
8. Importance of Sex in Life Insurance.
9. Celebrity Sex Management.
10. Strategic Corporate Sex Management - Enron Case Study
11. Statistical Analysis of Sexual Motions.
12. Sexual Database Management.
13. Sex in Internet age - Advanced course.
14. Biology of Sex Appeal.
15. Chemistry Of Sex Appeal.
16. Virtual Sexual Intercourse Management.


We have consciously and unilaterally decided to keep the admission process as "rolling". Pre-requisites are - An undergraduate course in sexual awareness with distiction. Virgin applicants will be summarily rejected.

In addition, we have arranged for a tie-up with the notorious "Scorpio Institute of Sexual Technology" and visiting faculty will take up various courses offering project work as well in various corporations.

On the opening day - there will be a lecture delivered by Professor Emeritus Mr. AntiBling on his famous piece of work -

" Tail of Love"

Thanks.

Enron Cocktail of Cash, Sex and Fast Living
by Philip Delves Broughton

HOUSTON -- Enron was a company in love with itself. Office affairs were rampant, divorce among senior executives an epidemic, and stories of couples steaming up glass-walled offices after late-night meetings were the talk of Houston.
"It was insane," says a former energy trader, soothing her financial injuries with a margarita.

"There were no rules for people, even in our personal lives. Everything was about the company and everything was supposed to be on the edge - sex, money, all of it."

But the music has suddenly stopped. Savings and pensions have been wiped out, careers destroyed and America's version of free-market capitalism dragged into the interrogation room.

The reverberations of Enron's collapse will be felt for years in Washington, where the political witch-hunt is gaining pace, and on Wall Street, but nowhere more so than in Houston, the stage for Enron's gaudy act.

From the mid-1980s, when Enron was created by the merger of two energy companies, Houston became its town. The company filled the void left by the oil companies, whose buccaneering days had been ended by the collapse in oil prices.

In River Oaks, the smartest suburb of Houston, home to the likes of the former president, George Bush, Enron executives began building huge mansions.

Jeff Skilling, the executive who transformed Enron under the more genteel rule of Ken Lay, the former chief executive, decorated his house all black and white, Enron's corporate colours, from the marble to the sofas to the flowers, wallpaper and pictures.

The Enron wives became known around town for their Mercedes, fur-trimmed sweaters and leather trousers.

But in the excitement, Enron lost touch with its mortality. Skilling wanted it to become an alternative to the Wall Street banks.

He wanted to recruit the best, which meant persuading the leading business school graduates, from places such as Harvard and Stanford, to choose Houston over New York or Silicon Valley.

He did so by creating the same culture of unself-conscious greed and reward which Wall Street was forced to suppress by the insider-trading scandals of the late 1980s. He built his own Bonfire of The Vanities in Houston and everyone wanted to feel its warmth.

Kenneth Lee "Ken" Lay (April 15, 1942 ? July 5, 2006), was an American businessman, best known for his role in the widely-reported corruption scandal that led to the downfall of Enron Corporation. Lay and Enron became synonymous with corporate abuse and accounting fraud when the scandal broke in 2001. Lay was the CEO and chairman of Enron from 1986 until his resignation on January 23, 2002, except for a few months in 2001 when he was chairman and Jeffrey Skilling was CEO.

Jeffrey Keith "Jeff" Skilling (born November 25, 1953) was the former CEO of Enron Corporation, who was convicted of federal felony charges relating to Enron's financial collapse. Skilling, who headed Enron from February to August 2001, surrendered to the Federal Bureau of Investigation on February 19, 2004 in connection to the fraud charges against Enron and Skilling's predecessor/successor in the CEO position, Kenneth Lay.

Yeah all other aspects came out later....gradually. I guess some of the former Enron babes made an appearance on Playboy as well.

"Virgin applicants will be summarily rejected" LOL...that's discrimination...
"The Notorious Scorpio Institute of Sexual Technology" LOL

as a camcer I want to apply to your school but can't because I don't see a topic major that I would need. how about Romance and Sex, Sex in the Marriage, sex for Reproduction, and The Art of Withholding Sex?

Hell sure !

I just posted a list of mandatory ones. Here U go with the electives-

1. Romance and Sex: Treatise on Sexual Romance vis'-a-vis' Romantic Sex
2. Sexual Life-Cycle Management : From Dating to Marriage.
3. Reproductive Sex : Swaps, Options and Derivatives.


Sorry we dont offer course on "art of withholding sex".

In stead U can opt for - "art of forwarding sex".

"Sorry we dont offer course on "art of withholding sex"."

I think that the Scorpio Institute of Sexual Technology may offer that as an advanced elective...

" think that the Scorpio Institute of Sexual Technology may offer that as an advanced elective..."

Yeah perhaps they might offer this course. These geeks are into advanced sexual research on topics like -

1. Sex in zero-gravity conditions : Implications for Astronauts
2. Appplied Sexual Science - Sub Surface Sexual Exchanges.
3. Same Sex Sexual Reproduction: Advanced Surgical Techniques.
4. Sex in outer Space : Future of Civilizations.
5. Wireless Sex Technology : Bridging the Gap.

ya'll are killing me. the best laugh I had all day. ROTFLMAO!

haa haa...yeah I laughing loud when I went thru that list sent by Professor Alcheme.

hello is there any institute where one can learn sex management?