stealing this from the cancer boards

mamby pamby cancers..........sheesh. they put stuff like marriage, motherhood and security. sigh.

ok, so, aries:

goals-

winning (duh)
driving a shiny red sports car very fast
becoming a rock star (or a legend in my living room)
becoming queen of the universe

needs-

sex
vodka
adventure
travel
sparkly jewelery
some more sex

whaddaya think?

we don't think so you must be a counterfeit aries

huh. sez you. i'm an enLIGHTened aries. i've grown. i've matured.

wanna fight about it?

yea les take it outside

brutha pleeeese. you ain't got the stones. or myne are bigger!! ha!!

no I can't say I have stones... is that like kidney stones ? I think you need a medic for that...

a lady by the name of ardent_aries is our resident practising doc...

um, isn't fighting foreplay? always works for me.

well kids, it's been swell but the swellings gone now.

time for me to hit the sack. nighty night. (i'm in china, it's 11:30pm, not am...)

goals-

being the best

needs-

i don't need anything, i choose to want 😉