Solar/SunSign Astrology

Okay, this is most amusing thing I've seen for just sun sign stuff.

For the houses, meanings and order, etc: http://www.astrology.com.tr/houses.asp
Now to do this, start with your Sun sign, thats your 1st house. From there, list the signs that come after till you have all 12 houses.

Those signs are supposed act out the role of whatever house they end up in.

Mine:

Capricorn is me~
Aquarius is supposed to help me build my money fort.
Pisces gives me the word on the street.
Aries...either mothers me or I mother them.
Taurus will be my whirlwind romance flings.
Gemini will bring me fruit smoothies while we save puppies.
Cancer will war with me and end up marrying me.
Leo will try to steal my soul through my crotch if we ever have sex. Or be my tax collector.
Virgo will travel with me as we get into drinking contest with law enforcement in several countries.
Libra will make the world think I'm hot shit.
Scorpio will lend me their crotch slaves to do my bidding.
Sagittarius will save me from my evil ways or send me to prison.

...So guys, what are the signs supposed to do for you?

Pretty much yeah, though feel free to change up lines if you want for each sign/house.