funny, typical and stereotypical

share quotes from celebrities, family and friends (perhaps fellow dxp members) that are typical of their sun sign and then share their sun sign.

ready. set. quote...

slight mod??_

quotes pertaining to any chart placement. moon, merc, venus, mars??_ etc.

bf??_ gemini sun/mercury: "the problem with my inner monologue is no one else can hear it."

chris pratt, gemini sun: "i'm pretty sure i only think about these things as i talk about them."

friend, leo sun: "no means yes. yes means anal"

friend, aquarius sun: "i feel like a god compared to emotional people who give up control to their feelings"

Family member, virgo sun : "you have to get up early, even on weekends, you get so much more done..."

Friend, Aries Sun, to anyone who stares for too long :"What the fxxk are you looking at?"

Animal activist on the street : save the whales, help us save the whales. Taurus friend, sarcastically : yeah, whales are important.

Friend, libra sun and neptune : "i go for walks in nature and find my inner peace, and i accept that there are no answers sometimes." Me : like what, specifically? - i dont know...i try to philosophise but idk wtf im talkin about.

Scorpio friend after first time on shrooms : im a spider! *spits thinking she's actually making a web.

Aqua Sun old boss (when referring to clients calling on Friday afternoons): "Their crisis is not my emergency. Either it can wait til Monday, or they can fix it themselves."

Scorpio Sun, Merc, Venus ex BF: "I shouldn't have to tell you why or when I'm upset with you. You should be able to tell by my body language."

"How many ideas stolen from a slave or a woman?" - Greydon Square, Libra Sun

Posted by Andalusia
Scorpio Sun, Merc, Venus ex BF: "I shouldn't have to tell you why or when I'm upset with you. You should be able to tell by my body language."

LOL

Libra moon mom, in the midst of a court battle: "i don't want to win. I don't want to be petty. I'm going easy on them because i just want the fighting to stop."

Libra moon, when she loses to petty people who want to win: "wow. I did not see that coming. At least there will be peace now, its finally over.

Aries moon: *punches self in face*

Cancer friend "I can't help it, I'm clingy like that".

Taurus - Only thing she pins on Pintrest are recipes.

Posted by GG
Gemini-"I'm 10 steps ahead of you, bro."
Taurus-"I just know I can do it."
Leo- "Hey GG, stand over here so she can see my whole outfit."

Lol! at the Leo statement.

Sag with cap mercury - "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas than you".

scorpio friend: "there's a formula to dating women. i'm going out to get my formula on"

loving these 😛

lol@sag with cap merc

Posted by Jynja

"Am I supposed to wait for the time to suit him before he realizes I need a scarf to match my bag? Let's go, Sis, I have things to see and people to do." Leo Sun Aqua moon sister

😆

"You tried to outhink me. Nobody outthinks me".

- Donald Trump, Gemini, on the Celebrity Apprentice.