How would you describe each of the Mercury signs?

I got this answer from yahoo.com:

aries mercury- "i, i, i, i, i want to go bungee jumping, i want everyone to look at me now! why arent you looking at me!!??"
taurus mercury- "money, money, food, money, food,"
gemini mercury- "hellooo!! how was your day, did you hear about so and so??"
cancer mercury- "*silence* im here for you 🙂"
leo mercury- "OMG!!! like OMG!!!"
virgo mercury- "you need to fix your hair, you have so many spots, i hate the weather, clean up this mess please!"
libra mercury- "i think he deserves to go to jail for what he did, but on the other hand, he was a nice person, but his actions got the worst of him."
scorpio mercury- " *** you bittcchh!! dont mess with me, otherwise im gon mess with you back!!"
sagittarius mercury- "life is what you make of it, to be or not to be that is the question"
capricorn mercury- " sorry im busy, unless its important, dont talk to me"
aquarius mercury- " E=mc2"
picses mercury- "oh was you talking to me?? no, i thought you were, i swear you were, are you sure??

"hahaha@E=mc2...I barely got that far in science hehe"

-Hell I only got as far as physics.

*sagittarius mercury- "life is what you make of it, to be or not to be that is the question"

That's funny. I was just saying the other day how you create your own reality.

pretty right for sag mercury 😄

sagittarius mercury- "life is what you make of it, to be or not to be that is the question"

i was just talking yesterday to my bf about life and sucess and how he sees things

I said something similar like, "the question really depends on what you want in life"