The MOST Unemployable Sign AWARD!

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PISCES!



pisces just seems to be taking all the awards!

the guys are the biggest sluts and they are also most likely to get immediately FIRED from there job once their employer finds out what a PAIN IN THE ASS this guy is to work with! (this usually does not take very long to figure out)



....and although i have not gotten fired recently, i have been fired more times than i can count just for this unrelenting and unmovable attitude that i have that "i don't have a boss" and even though an employer is paying me, and the notion that "i am my own boss and i will do whatever the hell i want..just be happy that i showed up today!"


awww...what to do with a pisces employee?

here today, gone tomorrow!


its better a pisces learn to be enterprising so he can be self-employed...

has anyone ever told you that you and roxanne share a striking resemblance (at least from your pics on here)?


and are you really 25, or are you just trying to throw off sites like quantcast.com for when they send their spiders over here to collect info on dxp users?

I have the same defiant attitude towards work and bosses. I'm respectful as long as they are to me as well. Don't get me started about co workers. The only one that is worth a damn around here is a Cappie girl. The others are full on flakes who bring their personal crap to work and create drama. Grrr.... One walked off the job the other day because her BF made her cry over the phone. She was "too upset" to work. I filled in for her shift and this weekend was the first 2 days I've had off in 2 weeks.
My boss is pretty cool (a Scorp) and she rewards the hard workers. I have alot of respect for her. She currently demanded a raise for me because of my hard work. 🙂

The only one that is worth a damn around here is a Cappie girl.

OH YEAH 😉

lol


thanks for the joke, darling, but i think you have misunderstood...

there is no one named "roxanne share", i was merely saying that you and another user on here named roxanne SHARE a resemblance..

in other words, the two of you look alike!


moon-eyes, meet roxanne:


http://www.dxpnet.com/users/profile.asp?username=Roxanne



i am sure you are obliged!



and after reviewing the other pics in your profile, i must say that you do indeed look 25!

i was just making a little joke that was related to another thread on the scorpio board but i take it that english is not your first language, no?


i am guessing you are a native speaker of something along the lines of eastern european...that was my first hunch at least...

perhaps the pic in your avatar is a little misleading, though, which led me to be deceived about your age......


i would make this suggestion to you and you can take it or leave it, which i am sure you will...

out of the 7 pictures in your profile, i would suggest that you consider featuring either pic #1, pic #3, pic #4 or pic # 5 (pick #5 is your best look) in your avatar...


a woman should always put her best foot forward, if you know what i mean...

@ gingerscorp & cappiesweetie:


you are goddamn right about capricorn women and work....

my mother is a capricorn and she is the HARDEST worker and the wisest financial soul i have ever met...


when it comes to work, she is like the energizer bunny because she doesn't quit...

sometimes i wish she had an "Off" switch where i could just shut her down and make her relax for a minute!

^^^^^well i wasn't trying to be rude about it or anything!

LOL

lordy, lordy, lord...

another day in dxp land...


what IS IT with this place?

Winterborn - LMFAO!!!

Fundamental - I actually thought your comment was quite tactful...

Well I don't think you look like Roxanne...whoever the fuck that even is?
But it was clearly an insult.


& lol winterborn you remind me of someone... 😉
Did we already go over this and I missed it?

@ oddball:

why thank you very much, darling!



@ moon_eyes:


i AM keen on picking up on people's age because I AM A BOUNCER!

i look at people's ID's practically everyday and am usually VERY GOOD at knowing a person's age if only from doing it repetitively..



okay, granted, it was 2:30am when you posted your message, but are you going to HONESTLY sit there and tell me that english IS your first language?


and as far as your pic..i am not judging you, i am merely advising you that of all the pics that you have, pictures 1, 3, 4, 5 are your best...

that's all!

and as far as this not being "beauty pageant", i pity the woman who does not take full pride in her appearance considering the fact that for better or for worse, women are judged in this world first and foremost according to their APPEARANCE...


if you can look your best, why not?


but, it is clear you wish to leave my suggestion, which is fine!


and i am NOT a scorpio!

a scorpio couldn't walk one mile in my shoes on his BEST day!

BUT, i HAVE been told by a scorpio broad that i "look like an art model" and this is one of the BEST compliments in recent memory that i have gotten!


and you are DEFINITELY not the first person to tell me that i look "scary"..

trust me, i LOOK much scarier than i am!

with that being said, i have also been told more times than i can count that i look like the black jesus!

go figure!

i get the two extremes (from scary to jesus) and everything in between...


but i got a kick out of your quasimodo comment!

you have more jokes do you?

(except this time you actually MEANT to tell a joke and didn't tell a joke on YOURSELF by accident! *ahem* "roxanne share")


brava!



although i am inclined to counter that i am as captain phoebus, but WITH A SPIRIT, which gives quasimodo all the more reason to be SCARED OF ME!

there ain't shit quasimodo can do to stop me from FUCKING HIS DREAM GIRL who i SHAG REALLY WELL, and he can only DREAM about!

if that is not a reason for quasimodo's ugly, midget, hunch-back ass to be "scared" of me, then i dunno what is!


@ brianfay:

winterborn reminds ME of someone too!


@ ofa:

the pisces from your job was probably promoted because she is a pisces WOMAN...

the women can actually be very pliant and servile workers, which makes for an OUTSTANDING employee as far as most companies are concerned..


the pisces men?

forget about it..

i usually can

't stand these fuckers myself if i get too personal with them....

@ winterborn:


well from what i can remember, there were some ups and downs but from what i can remember, when you left we were on the up and up!



@ moon_eyes:


the reason i didn't "do well" with your pic, dear is because that picture in your avatar is not very becoming of your age...


and i am ok with you saying i look "scary" in my drawing because i think that picture in your avatar makes YOU look scary!

i feel A LOT better saying that to you now that you have cast the first stone!

and SCARY for a man can be GOOD!

scary for a girl is VERY BAD...



and i don't need to "read about phoebus" because i said that i was "phoebus with a SPIRIT"....

obviously i made an important distinction there!

and you missed it as you seem to do with inuendo (a tell tale sign of difficulties with language- usually for non-native speakers)....


no need to wonder why i said that english is NOT your first language...

not a problem, though becuase i am sure you speak english better than i can speak YOUR native tongue!


brava gain for you!


and obviously the "black jesus" must look something like me if everyone keeps telling me i remind them of him!


and of course you are not gonna say that i am "ugly"...


i don't think anyone in their right mind would say that, and regardless of your apparent difficulties with the english language, i am SURE you are SANE!


p.s.

i am not going off of the opinion of "one scorpio" who told me i look like an "art model"...


all i have to do is go out in public and women give me compliments...

i can't get over it myself a lot of times and its annoying for girls who go out with me because they are always being interrupted by other random girls who want to come up and talk to me!


i wouldn't have mentioned this otherwise, but you have compelled me to offer you that bit of insight...



@ ofa:


i don't blame her for moving off to oregon..

i fell in LOVE with that place when i went there!


lol @ pisces being lazy..

that is the story of my life, but even when my body looks like its lethargic, my MIND is RAGING!

i always tell people that "i am ALWAYS working, even when it LOOKS like i am doing nothing!"

I worked with 3 Aries, 2 Virgo's, 2 Cappys, 2 Libra's, 1 Aquarius and 1 Taurus
and without a doubt, the laziest were Libra = both of them.
If you could employ based on Sign, id think twice about Libra !!

"Roxeanne share"


rflmao



"and some dont grasp where i was and where im headed."

No, not really ... but, it would be true that YOU don't grasp where you were or where you're headed.




Double-thick, as it becomes more and more apparant each day .... like for instance

.. Roxeanne share .... and then try to pass it off as something other than being a stupid person.

Reminds me of the Cancer lady on this season's Survivor, where she reads the clue which tells her to take ten paces to the lonely palm tree and she doesn't know what a pace is.


She spends 3 days wondering around the beach, wondering what a pace is, and once she even thought it might mean footsteps, so she takes little tiny baby steps which don't get her to any palm tree, so she decides that paces must not mean steps, since it didn't take her to a tree, eventhough she took baby steps which were fractions of her regular stride, which ten paces would get her to the tree.

And she even looked at the lonely palm tree standing alone like the clue told her the next clue is hidden .. but, because she cannot figure out what a pace is, then it hasn't dawned in her thick brain of density that this lonely palm tree stands alone in the sand like the clue told her because her head is "stuck" on wondering what the fuck a pace is.


Her stupidity reminds me of you moon_eyes ...


((((( Roxeanne share )))))



omg .... lol

Yeah, you really should have went with the whole not having a good handle on the English language thing ... because to dispute that claim without having any awareness about what the "Roxeanne share" blunders implies .... only made you look even dumber.


I would recant your claim about the English language if I were you, and go with not having a good understanding of English .... because his sentence to you was clear enough for an 7 year old to comprehend what it meant.

fundamental 2/16/2009 1:40:10 AM | ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx

has anyone ever told you that you and roxanne share a striking resemblance (at least from your pics on here)?

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moon_eyes 2/16/2009 2:18:01 AM | ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx

um who is roxeanne share?

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fundamental 2/16/2009 2:30:58 AM | ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx

lol


thanks for the joke, darling, but i think you have misunderstood...

there is no one named "roxanne share", i was merely saying that you and another user on here named roxanne SHARE a resemblance..












******** actually, correction needed with my post previous to this one ..... my 2 year-old granddaughter would comprehend what the word "share" means, as it's relative to two different people or objects.

I mean it was definately ditzy - but it's not something to post a whole other page about...

WTF?

"I hope it was someone you liked."

How could I not? 🙂

LOL @ this thread

*ahem*

i mean, TRAIN WRECK!





*rubs hands together vigorously while cackling my ass off*

No .. you did it, moon_eyes.


Nobody makes you look stupid, except yourself.


Yeah .. but, you went on to say that it's possible that he was talking about someone outside of dxp, and if in dxp, then there are numerous people who might have this name, so how are you to know who Roxeanne share is.


So, don't try to save yourself now by claiming you mis-read .. because you didn't mis-read ... you're just stupid .. own it.

What was the original post again? 🙂

Oh. Lol.

My Pisces friend is a good employee. He works hard and never complains. But he definately gets complacent after he's been at the same job for too long. & he has to stay busy. If it gets boring - he's out.

This place is so wierd. The topic went from Pisces being losers to english being your second language... WTF

Italian is beautiful.
& so are italian men. 🙂

Aww don't say that about Pisces. I know hard working pisces females however the guys might just be too fond of alcohol and to much into fantasy I will agree I guess everyone is aware that Pisces is a slacker but they're fond of him so he gets away w/ murder. I don't know about being sluts though although I haven't met them all obviously. I know a Pisces guy who is worried about being used as a boy toy so he's afraid to start anything. Also Pisces really love you know they love to be in love and can be fixated on one person forever. Maybe they want to make you jealous and who can resist them they are so attractive.

lol, oh lord...the good ol days 😆