MEN.....

I was reading a big article about whether it is normal or not for men to be unfaithful in MSN.com today and really think it's true...men can't faithful--they want more sex partners as it said.

Well, I always thought men were only good for two things: sex and free dinner.


And that's all she wrote!

(PS..I have more to say about marriage later on)

And yes..I am aware of my previous posting--however--that's just all wishful thnking!

😉

First off, anything at MSN should be taken with a grain of salt, I used to read some of the ridiculous crap they put up there. And they will usually put up one anti-male article a day by some angry fem-nazi or by some penisless liberal man. But Sloane it really doesn't surprise me that you this believe this article, I am sure they had a great "study" to go along with it.

Believe it or not I do not shag around. What man in his right mind would want the aggravation of more than one woman in his life. Who cares how many women some ass in a pub claims he's slept with. I hear this crap all the time. If I slept with all the women some men claim to have . my penis would have worn away. Im only 32 and it would have been worn to a nub 10 years ago. Besides what is wrong with being monogynous.

There's absolutley NOTHING wrong with monogomy James. Romeclone, the article stated that 16,000 people were surveyed over a matter of time--that's a lot of people of course but I suppose it's possible. That's a small town.

Hey James...are there any more of you out there that are available——

not all men are like that, infact i believe most men really do want to fall in love and have one woman. I know a lot of guyfriends who'd kill to have that.

treetrunking guys who play with women make them other guys who WANT love look horrible.

There is this 92 year old woman who Jay Leno calls the "Fruitcake Lady" and she answers young peoples questions on his TV show. She is a hoot. On infidelity she said "some men just like to get dirty" I guess that is just it. Some like that strange stuff. I wouldn't put up with even one occurence of cheating.

Neither would I Candle Girl--I wouldn't give a man an excuse that it's Ok to cheat.

what about cheateing women? there are a lot of them out there. If a man wants a woman they are not hard to find and most who are looking are commeted to someone else.

Yeahh, they do exist--sad to say.

Too true James, I guess you could say the same thing for women. Women have other issues too that I don't agree with, like wanting to marry for money. That is so wrong.

Candle Den and I have talked about marrage several time she says she is wateing for me to get a bunch of money then she will be my trophy wife. I tell her I have to have a first wife in order for her to be a trophy wife. She says find one with money.

Ouch, I guess you know the answer. HAHA You must love each other and are only playing—?!!!
Get married and you will both have more than money. I married my Scorpio and I have a blissful life. I got the pirate good guy. BUT I won't have any hanky panky either. One strike you are out. We are leaving on our Harley for the Ride Home. Have you heard about it there—?

No what is it?

The 'Ride Home' as it is called is a gathering in Milwaukee, Wisconsin for the 100th Anniversary of Harley Davidson. People from everywhere will converge from August 27th thru the 31st. It will be especially exciting because Mars will be the closest to Earth it has been in thousands of years and will be seen right next to the Moon. It will never happen again in our life times. Mars is a very interesting Planet ruling Aries.
We are leaving August 19th and will travel over 5,000 miles. Talk about an Iron Butt!!!!!

A woman with a Iron butt. I no not about bike's with motors.
We have some here mostly BMW. It sounds like fun have a good time. Den and I leave saturday for Tuscany in Italy a town called Luccia. We may go to Umbria in the Ppennines for a few days. Will mostly lay about get some Sun however it is the hottest I can remember here right now quite warm today 33 C . Very hot for Canterbury.

Someone had just sent this to me so I thought I would post it on the MEN board. Men, do NOT take this personally...it is just for fun....I promise. We need all of you on this planet.



THE SUBJECT IS "MEN"


> >Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they
> get, the less firm they
> >are.
> >
> >
> >Men are like .............. Vacations ......They
> never seem to be long
> >enough.
> >
> >
> >Men are like ............. Weather ..... Nothing
> can be done to change them.
> >
> >
> >Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need one,
> but you're not quite sure
> >why.
> >
> >Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars ....... Sweet,
> smooth, and they usually
> >head right for your hips.
> >
> >
> >Men are like ............. Coffee ...... The best
> ones are rich, warm and
> >can keep you up all night long.
> >
> >Men are like ......... Commercials ...... You can't
> believe a word they say.
> >
> >
> >Men are like ........ Department Stores ..........
> Their clothes are always
> >half off.
> >
> >Men are like ....... Government Bonds ...... They
> take soooooo long to
> >mature.
> >
> >Men are like ........ Mascara ....... They usually
> run at the first sign of
> >emotion.
> >
> >Men are like ......... Popcorn ...... They satisfy
> you but only for little
> >while.
> >
> >Men are like ........ Snowstorms .......... You
> never know when they're
> >coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it
> will last.
> >
> >Men are like ......... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to
> look at but not very bright.
> >
> >
> >Men are like ....... Parking Spots ...... All the
> good ones are taken, the
> >rest are handicapped.

Man bashing is so not you freebird. I could say things like
My girl is a sex object everytime I ask for sex she objects.
By all means marry if you get a good wife you will be happy if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.
I was marred by a judge I should have ask for a jury
My girl has a slight impediment in her speech every now and then she stops to breathe.
and on and on and on
but I am nice so I won't

Yeaah, I agree with Freebird--only we need more straight men.😉

PS Freebird..those last two are the best!!

My Dear JT,

I prefaced my post to all the men that this was just for fun...do NOT take it personally....one must find the humor in life. I am by no means "men bashing" and I am truly sorry if I have offended you as this was not my intention.

By the way JT, I loved your snippets of women...I can laugh at those, very delightful. 🙂

Thank you for sharing,

Freebird

I agree with you Sloane...they are the best 😉

I should have put in a ha ha. I was just using you as my stright woman. No gay pun here. You see I lov man bashing I hear this all the time at witherspoons the birds lov to come about and work on poor old james. They turn the blond joke's around on me so I need to bite back a bit.

Last night I was in a bit of a verbal exchange with a friend of dens, I thought I had the best of her, So she turns to Den as she leaves and says (I hope his toung is good for something becides talking) I had no comeback.

Also freebird you must remember the male is a domestic animal which , if treated with firmness and kindness can be trained to do most things. I have always suggested that when training men women should use sex as a reward.

That COULD be a fun reward!!!!

that's a good point james. a nice long weekend reward..... just piont out the obvious