@SirHorns
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Obligatory Sextrology Post
What is Sextrology and How Does It Work
Sextrology combines astrology and sexual compatibility to analyze how zodiac signs influence intimate relationships. It provides insights into sexual preferences and compatibility based on astrological signs. This approach helps individuals understand their sexual traits and improve their romantic connections by exploring zodiac influences.
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EROTICA ACCORDING TO URANUS: ”žSexual revolution“
Uranus in a horoscope represents experimenting, freedom, unconventionality, disrupting polarities and crossing the borders. The person with this constellation requires constant change and innovation and fears of the monotonous sex life. They draw satisfaction from crossing the borders and trying out new things, therefore if this need isn't satisfied in their current relationship, they may look for it elsewhere. Flirtation provides them with the combination of the change they are looking for as well as an illusion of freedom.
In their love relationships, they prefer equality. They don't like the division into dominant and submissive. Unless it's an experiment, it disgusts them. The sexual intercourse is performed with the human first, the man/women comes in the second place. This is connected with the unconscious opposition to the social standards and templates in the sex life which this people bear. This may even lead to bisexuality or other deviations from the average.
They are very original and autonomous in the erotic area and such is their courtship and the way they express affection for the person they are interested in. These people love surprises and often prepare them themselves, because they are aroused by unexpected situations which preferably take place at strange places. They are generally destined to experience shocks and various awkward situations like burst condoms or unexpected visits in the most inappropriate situations. In the Traditional Astrology this constellation was considered to be the sign of an unexpected conception. The point of these strange situations is to make one take their sex life as it goes, with humour and lightness and also to react flexibly.
Since this person needs lots of space in this area, if their partner is jealous and possessive, they may act radically and run away. As a representant of an air planet if they encounter some kind of restriction, they cannot breathe.
Oh I remember this website.
Throwback wednesday?
EROTICA ACCORDING TO JUPITER: "Spiritual intimacy“
Jupiter in a horoscope represents openness, lightness, enthusiasm, bloom and ideals. A bearer of this horoscope seems to be an uncomplicated, carefree and self-confident person. In sex they look for relaxation, fulfillment and joy. It is hard for them to cope with any problems in this area, which is why they always choose the easier way. They leave the trifles to the others. They need a lot of space for their self-actualisation as well as chances for expansion and development. It is also important for this person to become confident about their own abilities in this area and share this confidence with their partner. According to the Traditional Astrology, this planet represented good luck and joy – applied on our matter, this person needs to feel happy in their sex life.
They rely on their optimism, unbiasedness and self-confidence when it comes to courtship or expressing their affection for their object of interest. Many mature individuals influenced by this planet proceed according to some ideals or a higher moral codex and tend do despise things that don't match their idea of moral purity. These people may be interested in various techniques of upliftment or sanctification of sexuality to the spiritual level. On the other hand, some immature individuals may be prejudiced and tend to moralise superficially and vainly.
Since this configuration is often connected with the archetype of teaching and knowledge sharing, the bearer of this horoscope may be excited by the role of a tutor who teaches their partner the mysteries of erotica. The exploration of their partner may itself be the source of excitement for them, too. Concerning their sex life, this person is a Dionysian prototype craving for fun, relaxation, joy and celebration of sexuality. The immature individuals tend to talk big, have weakened self-control, act carelessly and trivialize their problems. If this person commits adultery, it's usually because of their greed or the need to broaden their horizon in this area.
EROTICA ACCORDING TO PLUTO: ”žSexual magic“
Pluto in a horoscope represents intensity, fatality, extremes and power. A person with this constellation needs their emotions to reach the highest level. In the sexual area, one of the techniques to reach this goal is either to become a victim or to turn one's partner into a victim. This doesn't necessarily have to be a sadomasochistic game, it can manifest in much subtler and refined ways. These people may be aroused by their partner's sex addiction or absolute submissiveness, or the other way around. Some individuals may even be passionate about hurting others – this way they relieve their own pain or tension.
When it comes to courtship or expressing their affection for their sexual object, they prefer tactical manoeuvres or deep and intense emotions. In the worst case, they use manipulation and psychological pressure. In the erotic area, there is no golden mean for them. They need to reach the absolute extremes. This could be characterised by the term “sexual magic”, but not in the sense of metaphorically speaking, monk-like ideals of the suppression of their sexual instinct, tantric or yoga self-control and refining of the procreative power. Nor we are talking about black magic rituals in which the sexual activity serves as a kind of sacrifice and becomes the part of a Black Mass.
In the intimate area, this person likes to cross the borders of taboo and despise the usual sexual techniques as boring and uninteresting. Since this planet rules the extremes, among the bearers of this constellation we can find both individuals addicted to sex but also individuals who completely supress their sexual instincts. These people may suffer from a powerful guilt complex because deep inside they consider sex to be something impure and sinful to which only the weak succumb. If a person with this constellation commits adultery, it's usually because of their excessive sexual needs or the need to try something new. In this case adultery serves as the means by which they make their emotions during the intercourse more intense.
@HappyCapper, wow...fatality??
Scurred of you!
I got Neptune, Sun, Saturn, Moon and Mars along with Uranus. 😐
Posted by SirHorns
I got Neptune, Sun, Saturn, Moon and Mars along with Uranus. 😐
Mine is in this order: Jupiter > Venus > Uranus > Neptune > Saturn > Mars > Moon
Posted by themagnetoreborn
@HappyCapper, wow...fatality??Scurred of you!
Yes, I kill them afterwards. Is that wrong? *widens eyes innocently*
Posted by themagnetoreborn
@HappyCapper, wow...fatality??Scurred of you!
Yes, I kill them afterwards. Is that wrong? *widens eyes innocently*
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Mantis woman.
I got:
- Pluto(not very surprising)
- Uranus(very surprising, since it's in last place in Pullen planet ranking)
- Moon(not very surprising)
- Mercury(Idk. Nr 5 in Pullen)
- Saturn(A bit surprising - should have been sooner, imo)
Posted by themagnetoreborn
@HappyCapper, wow...fatality??Scurred of you!
Yes, I kill them afterwards. Is that wrong? *widens eyes innocently*
Mantis woman.
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WHO TOLD YOU—
Posted by themagnetoreborn
@HappyCapper, wow...fatality??Scurred of you!
Yes, I kill them afterwards. Is that wrong? *widens eyes innocently*
Mantis woman.
WHO TOLD YOU—
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Didn't you know I was psychic?
-Points to Neptune aspects-
Hoping to crack the Water Sign Connection TM that has dominated the boards since the dawn of time...
Posted by themagnetoreborn
@HappyCapper, wow...fatality??Scurred of you!
Yes, I kill them afterwards. Is that wrong? *widens eyes innocently*
Mm...you probably like rough sex. : )
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I would nevvver! *flashes eyelashes and blushes furiously*
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Aaah, you hid that, did ya? You really are scurred.😉
Posted by themagnetoreborn
@HappyCapper, wow...fatality??Scurred of you!
Yes, I kill them afterwards. Is that wrong? *widens eyes innocently*
Mantis woman.
WHO TOLD YOU—
Didn't you know I was psychic?
-Points to Neptune aspects-Hoping to crack the Water Sign Connection TM that has dominated the boards since the dawn of time...
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Ofc I knew. I just didn't know that it was official. 😉
Posted by themagnetoreborn
@HappyCapper, wow...fatality??Scurred of you!
Yes, I kill them afterwards. Is that wrong? *widens eyes innocently*
Mantis woman.
WHO TOLD YOU—
Didn't you know I was psychic?
-Points to Neptune aspects-Hoping to crack the Water Sign Connection TM that has dominated the boards since the dawn of time...
Ofc I knew. I just didn't know that it was official. 😉
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😉
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Aaah, you hid that, did ya? You really are scurred.😉
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Lol! No I thought I was being too forward. I usually don't ask girls questions like that...especially that directly.
It goes against my Venus Sextile Jupiter and Venus Sextile Mars nature. 😛
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Aaah, you hid that, did ya? You really are scurred.😉
Lol! No I thought I was being too forward. I usually don't ask girls questions like that...especially that directly.
It goes against my Venus Sextile Jupiter and Venus Sextile Mars nature. 😛
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I thought that might be it - I was just teasing. Np.🙂
So what determines the planets u get and how many ...?
...
I got Pluto , Saturn and Mercury
Posted by Fox
find your dxp bae admiral and git it. everyone has a dxp bae!
I broke up with mine.
I wont copy paste all of it, that would be boring for everybody.
Sex Horoscope for "Jardsi"
EROTICA ACCORDING TO MERCURY: ”žLove talk“- "They often like allusions and verbal flirtation which provide their sexuality with a dimension of noncommittal coquetry and their sex life becomes a pleasant game.' heh heh heh heh.
EROTICA ACCORDING TO URANUS: ”žSexual revolution“
Ok.
aaaaand...
EROTICA ACCORDING TO MARS: ”žA horse race in bed“ -"They challenge their partner to an erotic battle in which someone is going to be literally humiliated and destroyed."
WAT. Jesus christ!
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*Yawns*
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*Throws toy chest at you* Call me when you're done. *Leaves thread*