LOL 13, I do know what a shout out is 😛
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I ask for dumb I got dumb
what do u mean i ask for dumb I got dumb?

it is what it is if you read back you will find I ask for the dumb signs to come forward they have.
sorry, i get it now. signs right collectilvie speaking....?
THE MADNESS!!! OH THE MADNESS!!! WHEN WILL IT STOP—
My friends say it'll stop soon. But they're not real, I just don't understand why they won't listen. Mwahahahaha!
And my dear Mr. Tate, I think I might condemn all of us Capricorns by saying that, despite being able to read before anyone else I knew and scoring higher than 98% of the country in standardized testing on a regular basis my entire life in good Capricorn fashion, I am most widely known for my unprecedented ability to fall down (and up!) flights of stairs with almost no provocation.
And my dear Mr. Tate, I think I might condemn all of us Capricorns by saying that, despite being able to read before anyone else I knew and scoring higher than 98% of the country in standardized testing on a regular basis my entire life in good Capricorn fashion, I am most widely known for my unprecedented ability to fall down (and up!) flights of stairs with almost no provocation.
I wonder if that actually is taken into account when calculating one's IQ.
Josh, I'm doing an experiment on the correlation between clumsyness and left handedness. You wouldn't happen to be left handed, would you?
Josh, I'm doing an experiment on the correlation between clumsyness and left handedness. You wouldn't happen to be left handed, would you?
okay just a tad odd. i can say without a doubt left handed pepole are very very very orginal in their ownself and convictions.
left handed people do tend to think differently, I have noticed it. Isn't it weird that almost all my ex boyfriends were left-handed? And I don't think it's that they're clumsy, I think it's that the world is geared toward us righties. Have you ever watched a left-hnded person write? It's quite a chore for them.
*handed
OK, well I read a book on this.
Left handed people and women have more lateralized brains, while males and righties tend to have more specialized brains. Lateralized brains means that both the left and the right sides of the brain do the same tasks, and you wind up with a "two heads are better than one" affect. More specialized brains have one half good at covering one aspect of though, and the other half covering another aspect of thought. The two brains of a lateralized brain tend to be more like two generalists, while a specialized brain tends to be like two specialists. Usually lateralized brains are better with language, while specialized brains are better at math and spacial skills, hense my experiment of if lefties are clumsy. On IQ tests, the abilites of the lateralized brain and the specialized brain tend to cancel eachother out, and usually there isn't any difference in smarts. It's also interesting to note that people who develop faster (which means females) usually have a more lateralized brain, while people who take longer to develop (males) have a less lateralized brain because their brain has a longer time to specialize as it develops.
Just thought that was interesting.
Left handed people and women have more lateralized brains, while males and righties tend to have more specialized brains. Lateralized brains means that both the left and the right sides of the brain do the same tasks, and you wind up with a "two heads are better than one" affect. More specialized brains have one half good at covering one aspect of though, and the other half covering another aspect of thought. The two brains of a lateralized brain tend to be more like two generalists, while a specialized brain tends to be like two specialists. Usually lateralized brains are better with language, while specialized brains are better at math and spacial skills, hense my experiment of if lefties are clumsy. On IQ tests, the abilites of the lateralized brain and the specialized brain tend to cancel eachother out, and usually there isn't any difference in smarts. It's also interesting to note that people who develop faster (which means females) usually have a more lateralized brain, while people who take longer to develop (males) have a less lateralized brain because their brain has a longer time to specialize as it develops.
Just thought that was interesting.
Yeah but, why is it that men are better at math and science than women?
This is just in general, really, it's not a rule to be followed since it's just a rule of averages. It's just because I wouldn't know that men are better at science than women, I don't think that was part of the test. But for the difference between math and english, I think it was simply that a specialized brain can caluculate faster in math, while in language two brains working together got the job done faster.

Josh nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!!
I love that part in When Harry Met Sally, where Billy Crystal talks about doing "The White Man's Overbite". LOL, fricking hilarious.
My reaction time is a little slow, but I am most definitely righ-handed. After almost 8 years of karate and then 2 years of drumming and a year of piano, I'm about ready to just chop my whole left side right off and end the frustrations FOREVER.
Besides, have you ever in your life watched someone with reaction times this slow try and dance? Horrible, isn't it?
Because everything...
is SO...
disjuncted, and just plain...
....SLOW!
Y'know?
I feel ya........are you by chance an old guy in a young body or feel that way? A Cappy symptom. Call in a fire sign immediately!
Or a fire truck? To put out the fire in this young Cappie's pants...caused ::ahem:: embarrassingly by bumping into a table without my glasses and knocking a candle into my lap?
Yessa, I feel so old that I can already tell ya for two years I walked 5 miles home from the bus stop every day, rain or shine, sleet or snow. Then I got a bike that turned into a car a year ago.
Yessa, I feel so old that I can already tell ya for two years I walked 5 miles home from the bus stop every day, rain or shine, sleet or snow. Then I got a bike that turned into a car a year ago.

A cappy symptom, I think not.
Sorry....most of the Caps that I have met have said this to me...but you JT, are very different 🙂

I must think on this different from the rest god I hope so if you walk to the beat of a different drum life is never boering.
You didn't know you were different from the rest? My God, you're one of the most interesting people out there! Chew on that for a while.

you would let me chew on it. be still my heart.
All I know is that I have been "off beat" my whole life and never could get in step with all those drummers...Sameness=boring. Different=excitement
JT, it appears to me by my problem solving skills that you are EXCITING....
Keep chewing 🙂
JT, it appears to me by my problem solving skills that you are EXCITING....
Keep chewing 🙂

I can be the stuffy brit when I have to. you know up in the morning put on the morning suit go to a wedding. tea and biskets the whole bit. you know run into and old paramour chat her up something like this. I say old girl how have you been, nice seeing you TA TA. Then you tell everyone what a cookiemonster she is.
Josh -
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Ehhhh, Macarena
Macarena tiene un novio que se llama
Que se llama de apellido Vitorino
Y en la jura de bandera del muchacho
Se la dio con dos amigos
Macarena, Macarena, Macarena
Que le gusta los veranos de Marbella
Macarena, Macarena, Macarena
Que le gusta la movida guerrilera
Macarena suena con el Corte Ingles
Y se compra los mnodelos mas modernos
Le gustaria vivir en Nueva
Y ligar un novio nuevo
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Ehhhh, Macarena
Macarena tiene un novio que se llama
Que se llama de apellido Vitorino
Y en la jura de bandera del muchacho
Se la dio con dos amigos
Macarena, Macarena, Macarena
Que le gusta los veranos de Marbella
Macarena, Macarena, Macarena
Que le gusta la movida guerrilera
Macarena suena con el Corte Ingles
Y se compra los mnodelos mas modernos
Le gustaria vivir en Nueva
Y ligar un novio nuevo

Perhaps my friend HA-CO-BO CO-TU-CA will let me know what has been said
It's the MACARENA!!! Don't tell me you've never danced the Macarena, James Tate...

Tango, foxtrot, waltz yes Macarena never did it.
that's sad tate really. comeon before it came a hit nation wide. i did it at my elemtary school out here in the woods. before it became a hit so. u know go find someone who knows it dance to it. and then u can laugh with the rest of us about that stupid dance craze it was. or go on being the only know person in the world not to have danced to the marcarinea.

I think Ill pass. it sounds like a nut dance to me.
But it was fun when everyone did it at once.
LOL..That dance was hott!! It was a definite party hit..dead or sober!
Geeez, this post went on for a while! Wasn't expecting for it to last THIS long...

We could go for 100 I wonder what the longest one ever was?
that could be very, very scary.....oh my.
James there was one on the Misc. board that went to 355. Just 258 more posts to go!

lol
If anyone wants to see the Macarena at its dorkiest, watch Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. 😛
(I'm pretty sure that's the one)
(I'm pretty sure that's the one)
Austin Powers is definitely a Capricorn. No arguing that. Doctor Evil must be....eh....we'll go with that, yeah.
Austin Powers is definitely a Capricorn. No arguing that. Doctor Evil must be....eh....we'll go with that, yeah. Same actor.

I think dr evil is the cap or perhaps they both are.
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