Parents say the darndest things.

"When your ready I am too let's build that castle surrounded by water and get away from all this bull...."

My Mom said this to me today. We've always been super close/more best friends than anything else. What are some funny things your parents have said, and what is their sign?

My Mom = Pisces.

She and I always talked about building our dream house and she would live in the east wing and I would live in the west. We wanted a castle surrounded by the ocean.

Hmmmm talked to mines today I said bye im about to go she said "good riddance".

my dad makes dinner one night and says "how do you like it?!"

i say, "it's dece..."

"Dece? What does that mean—"

"You know... short for decent"

"Oh... ... tha' "

he meant it as in short for 'thanks' for those who need splainin'

my dad is aquarius, is one of the best story tellers and the most animated person that i know

im visiting my parents this weekend.

this from my mother (step) just now, talking to herself lol...

"why is this house such a mess? why cant the magic cleaning fairy come and just...

... get some control."

rofl!