@cancimini
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Haha, I just needed to hear the accent π
or do you have a better example?
lol!!
You probably never watched "love actually"?
with Kris Marshall as Colin Frissell --> American women just DIGGGGGGG his English accent π
HEY!!! the one with the prawns wears a "bad ass"-t-shirt
Is you innitβ π
I think so yes
But just the Colin-parts made me smile
You live in South Yorkshire?
HEEEEEEEEEY "the full monty"!!! Was it supposed to take place there?
hehe π
AAAAAAAAAAh love the accent truely!!
I'll have to come live with you, I'M AFRAID π
you forgot to make tea, "dear" π
and stop sticking out your tongue, 'cause it makes me stick out mine!
Hehe, a coffee and a bloody cigarette!!!!!!!!!! π
I'll bring 'em on a little plate, just for you, haha
You just wanna peek into my "d?collet?"!!
...hmpf, yes.. I'll light your cigarette π
in what color?
*shows a whole range of lingerie in different shades of color*
blue? Not my color!
black and red with the frilly bits will be just fine! π
none at allβ? Na-a, me want to see you crave first!!! π
back to the cigarette...
nope, you'll have to eat it from me π’ ......dawg π
*gasps*
*walks off with Anti's brother..*
now that's what I call a quick reaction!!!! π
I wouldn't even dare, and you know it!!! =D
Does Yorkshire provide pretty women? Just curious π
What is the thing with men and breast?
"NO, NO BITTY TODAY!!!!"
and WHY does Harvey want bitty??
I'm sorry, I'm just talking nonsense, must be the combination antibling and edible underwear π
some... men huh... π
lol!!! I'll check it out
Yes do like it
I pretty sure!!!! π
aaaaah, see it's your subconscious telling you to hump a pianist
..... ON her piano
I like lou and Andy...
In fact I like all of them π
are you too brutal too hump on a piano?
I don't think it's comfortable
oooooooooh and Vicky Pollard!!!
NO, that's why I like her so much π LOL
Do you really go the the pub and stuf?? HAHAA
It seems pleasant, you should take me there one time π
how nice! π
You wouldn't dare take a foreigner to the pub!! The shock would be too big and I would probably have the whole town around me, making me say dirty words and stuff π
MY GOOOOOOOOD, you'd better take care of me!!!!!!
*shivers!β¨
seriously?? what do they do to little innocent virgins then?
I would never cheat on you with a Londoner!!
I don't have to worryβ I am SO totally untouched
Yes! You know, we Belgian girls aren't allowed to see boys untill they are 21!
they = we*
they told me to come to "Yorkshire-land" because of the virile men!
uhm... but I don't know what virile means... could you show me sir?
Oh and is it really proper to wear edible lingerie around here??
what sounds nice? π
21 year old innocent virgins in heat .......calling you.. sir?
Oh ok, I wasn't too sure about that *blushes.......drops clothes*
*giggles*
*MOUNTS ANTIBLING*
OOOOOOOOh BE AWARE I'm in my "Detroit grand pubahs' - RIDE"-mood
HEY I thought you said you weren't lazy!!!...
*raises an eyebrow, stops grooving, crosses arms for a sec, then gets flat on her back*
--> "DO ME!!"
LOL!!!!! Marvelous!
HAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA
hehe, cheeky you!!
There's just this one thing...
You're brother told me I had to do him too, is that true, cause I don't know the customs around here...
hey!!! I'm totally innocent!!! I didn't know your brother was laughing at me
*start crying* --> "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh"
CUM? mmmmm, this stuff is goooooooooood!!
it is π
I have a really colorful or should I say "tasty" imagination, π no worries!
Oh, I almost forgot!!!
Your cigarette dear... *lights cigarette and puts it in Anti's mouth*
HAHA! Byeeeeeeeee "π"
I'd begin...FISH!!
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LOL
I guess I will be flying with yorkshire airline then π