Renouncement

lets say I want to renounce my star sign or one of my planetary house attributes, i want to change from gemini to team taurus so i can use their showers. how does one go about doing it? do i sign a wavier or get baptized by a taurus or just lie?

Posted by mrpepperidge
you have to beat a taurus in a hotdog eating contest

You can't change it but you can subscribe to Vedic astrology which will change your sign for you. Why do you want to renounce your sign anyway??

You need to be baptised by a hotdog-eating-Taurus, whilst signing a waiver with crossed fingers and toes...
It's all in the users manual, did you check the log book?