Sleep over-Zodiac Edition

My friend posted this a while back!
Sagittarius: IS ANYONE awake
Virgo: *glares* yes, thanks alot.
Libra: SHH I need at least 10 hours of my beauty sleep
Aquarius: what is the meaning of life
Capricorn: dude shut up
Cancer: you guys please be quiet my mom??s gonna hear us
Pisces: turn the lights on. I can't find Gemini!
Gemini: I am under the bed.
Leo: What the actual f-
Aries: that sounds fun! *gets under the bed*
Taurus: okay but can we go back to sleep?
Scorpio (outside, peeping through the window): be silent.

yeah i agree with tachimichi.

i rarely agree with these things.

pisces is wring too.

i'm more of a mix between the aquarius and gemini.

Yeah well they're bound to be wrong, they're very vague! 🙂 but they're fun all the same.

Ahaha cute

It's ok I came to join you 🙂 I hope there is dust bunnies!... I have no idea what they are but they sound adorable!!

Posted by clooneyyears
aries: whips out dildo
taurus: puts toothpaste moustaches on those sleeping
gemini: gossips
cancer: sits on the wet spot
leo: is the one being gossiped about
virgo: gossips with gemini
libra: reads french vogue in the dark
scorpio: is antsy becuase they haven't orgasmed in 2 hrs
sag: tries out the aries dildo
capricorn: no one invited them
aqua: brought drugs
pisces: partakes in the aquas drugs and flakes on paying

Hahahaha...capricorn DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!

I don't do sleep overs.

Posted by b1tchcrafts

Posted by JROI

Scorpio (outside, peeping through the window): be silent.

ONE TIME MY EX WAS SLEEPING OVER AT HIS COUSINS HOUSE...

I DIDN'T BELIVE HIM SO AT 2 AM I WENT OVER TO HIS COUSINS PLACE OF RESIDENCE AND CLIMBED UP THE FIRESCAPE TO CHECK..

I SAW HIS COUSIN'S PARENTS HAVING SEX..
AND WATCHED FOR A MINUTE CAUSE IT WAS LIKE A BEAR STRANGLING LINDA BELCHER.

YOU CAN JUDGE ME.
WRONG FOR THAT.

click to expand

o___O

So was he there?

Why can't I touch-AAAACHOOOOOOOO... oops.

Posted by b1tchcrafts

Posted by JROI

Scorpio (outside, peeping through the window): be silent.

ONE TIME MY EX WAS SLEEPING OVER AT HIS COUSINS HOUSE...

I DIDN'T BELIVE HIM SO AT 2 AM I WENT OVER TO HIS COUSINS PLACE OF RESIDENCE AND CLIMBED UP THE FIRESCAPE TO CHECK..

I SAW HIS COUSIN'S PARENTS HAVING SEX..
AND WATCHED FOR A MINUTE CAUSE IT WAS LIKE A BEAR STRANGLING LINDA BELCHER.

YOU CAN JUDGE ME.
WRONG FOR THAT.

click to expand

What a beautiful story 🙂