Stuff your Moon would never say

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Damnata
@Damnata
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Posted by seraph
Posted by Damnata
Posted by seraph
"Sure. Go ahead. Take that selfie with the disgusting interior of your bathroom in the background with seven layers of feminine care products decomposing on the counter. Great idea, I can't wait to see it."

(Libra Moon.)
I got so scared with this, I started checking pictures in my computer LOL.
"How to get a Virgo's attention without asking them to do your taxes."
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It was my Moon lol.

And HEY! That hurt!
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Damnata
@Damnata
15 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

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"My partner embarassed me at that party last night. They couldn't help staring and talking to me, they never even paid attention to other people. Who does that? Ew"

"My rat Hussein.."

"This guy I know has 100 mirros in his bedroom to notice himself in all angles. What a freak"

"Nothing fancy for me please"

"Your dreams and ambitions come first, love"

"I have never thought about comissioning an artist to take a portrait of me"

"I think my clothes would look better on you. You rock that style more"

"I love when people roast me. I enjoy disses directed at me"

"I am allergic to spotlights"

- said no leo moon ever.


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Damnata
@Damnata
15 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

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More Aries Moon (from mysterious source that dabbles in napkins and velvet cake):

"I'll never make the same mistake twice!"

"I have too much on my plate."

"I don't know."

"I have no solution for you."

"Let's wait and see."

"I need to read the directions first."

"I'm not a fan of Christmas or any other holiday"

"I have to trust you first"

"I can't do that"

"I am very suspicious of your motives."

"What are you hiding?"

"Why do I have to go first?"

"Can't we take a more cautious approach here?"

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wagtail
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13 Years5,000+ Posts

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"I will never bring up that thing you said 20 years ago that hurt me - what you said yesterday has nothing to do with it, but I will tie them together some how and bring it up at 2am in the morning because 'feelings'"
LOL. Yes, my cancer moon mum - "I remember catching you flirting with strangers online 20 years ago - now you make promises I am sure you're not going to keep - because of what you did 20 years ago!"

Mind boggled.
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HAHA yeh the emotional memory of an elephant, definitely!
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AquaNextDoor
@AquaNextDoor
10 Years1,000+ PostsAquarius

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"I'm totally happy although I'm broke as fuck—
—Let me pay for your drinks the whole fucking night since u r broke as fuck??
—I don't want another beer??
—I'm cool with a no strings attached thing??
—I still love him although he messed up so bad??
—It's ok if you stay in touch with your ex??
—I don't mind your 1001 girl buddies??
—U can't make it to our date? Suuuure I'm totally fine with you canceling on me last minute??
—I don't mind if my boyfriend is vegan??
—I am all girly girly and totally rocking it with attitude??
—Of course you can use my makeup and perfume??
—I totally love latino music??
—I'm ok with you getting all the admiration for the work I actually did??
—I like attentionwhores??
—marriage is overrated, I never want to have a classic husband, kids and house with garden thing??
—I love how unorganized your life is??
—I don't mind spending time at your messy apartment with all that trash and stuff everywhere??
—I'm confident enough to tell you to stop dating other girls??
—Mama??s boy? Man of my dreams!!!??
—I don't overthink! I'm cool with going with the flow??
—I trust you 100% ??
—I don't repeat old conversations in my head over and over again??
—I think I had enough beer for tonight??
"It's ok to date guys who aren't ambitious"

- said no cap moon ever....
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Montgomery
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Posted by starlover
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by starlover
I am on the wagon


Pisces moon

😛
Shuttup 😄
........




No Mercy!


-Pisces Moon
OOpps pardon me Monty ~ i never think of you as a Pisces mooner for somer reason
Please feel free to take the piss out of my Taurus moon as and when you see fit 😛



*of course you can have my last rolo*

(Taurus Moon)


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No, no... you're spot on.

My 20's are a blur. 😄


*takes last rolo*

😄
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Theatrum
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"You can't sit with us."

"Why would I wanna talk to them?"

"I love you more than anyone else."

"No, I'm not okay."

"That looks so weird."

"Who the hell wears that?"

"I think you should get personally involved."

"We can't be friends."

"Why would I help them if no one's watching?"

"You're a stranger to me."

"I better get my head out of the clouds."

"The state of the society I live in is none of my concern. We can't do anything to change it anyway."

"This house is my home."

"I think I'll stay here for a while."

"That's impossible."

"We shouldn't be equals."

"This is where I want to spend the rest of my life."

"Yes, I have a plan for tomorrow."

"I'm running out of ideas."

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Can you guess?
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Theatrum
@Theatrum
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"I better not, they'll think I'm crazy."

"I don't want to help you out."

"Can you help me out?"

"We don't really click, all we do is talk about random stuff."

"Do I know you?"

"I've seen enough for today."

"I'm proud of my nationality."

"I'm proud of my race."

"I'm proud of my gender."

"I'm proud of my sexuality."

"But we have nothing in common."

"I can only hang out with people who are in some ways similar to me."

"I never had many friends."

"Blood relations are everything."

"I hope I'm not too emotionally overwhelming for you."

"I never found electronic devices all that fascinating."

"As a young child, I've always felt like everyone else. I fit in perfectly with the other kids."

"I never tried to observe human behavior. Sounds boring."

"Money is what motivates me in life."

"I'm not an animal person."

"You're my lover first, friend second."

"I'll always put your needs above the needs of others, no matter how small or insignificant they may seem. After all, you're the one I'm in a relationship with and the world is full of strangers."

"Maybe feelings are not meant to be figured out."
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shellshocker
@shellshocker
15 Years1,000+ Posts

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Take your time, I don't mind waiting.

I??d never try that, I'm too cautious.

I'm rarely excited about anything

I try to avoid using I/me/my in discussions.

I keep my opinions to myself so I don't offend anyone.

My go to expression is —deadpan??.

Injustice is just a part of life we all must accept

- Aries Moon i've yet to meet

My things are your things

God this conversation is boring. I??d rather not discuss or defend my views, thank you

Let's party! YOLO!!!

I don't like it when you rub me down and cover my body with kisses. gross

I might change my mind tomorrow, I'm flexible on the subject

Cakes, cookies and sweets are for losers.

No hugging. ever

-a Taurus Moon from the non dimension
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Montgomery
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Posted by Theatrum
"You can't sit with us."

"Why would I wanna talk to them?"

"I love you more than anyone else."

"No, I'm not okay."

"That looks so weird."

"Who the hell wears that?"

"I think you should get personally involved."

"We can't be friends."

"Why would I help them if no one's watching?"

"You're a stranger to me."

"I better get my head out of the clouds."

"The state of the society I live in is none of my concern. We can't do anything to change it anyway."

"This house is my home."

"I think I'll stay here for a while."

"That's impossible."

"We shouldn't be equals."

"This is where I want to spend the rest of my life."

"Yes, I have a plan for tomorrow."

"I'm running out of ideas."

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Can you guess?
Sag Moon

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