@Easha23000us
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The cheapest sign that you have ever dated.... (Page 2)
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The cancer guy I went out with was the cheapest. He bought the movie tickets and I bought the popcorn and drink, because I wanted it - he wasn't going to get any. So, I'm the one paying for it and he's sitting there loudly bitching about how much it cost. Embarrassing. Dude!! It's not costing you anything!!!!
A Scorp. He was a successful attorney, I was a struggling student working my way through school. He invited me to go to Jamaica with him, told me not to worry about costs, but then billed me for half the expenses after, including bottles of water. Lol
I never gave him the money...
Definitely a Capricorn. He was the most tight-fisted guy I knew - except when it came to buying expensive things for himself. *eye-roll*
It could also be the Virgo guy who "forgot" his wallet on our date. *second eye-roll*
Posted by Wynter
Cancer and CapThe Cappy liked Hamburger Helper 😢 but he bought the off brand..."Hamburger Magic" or some shit cuz it was 25 cents cheaper :/
Hahahaha, that is some funny stuff!!!!
Posted by MilkySoft
Well, I've never dated a Cancer but I've been friends with quite a few (all cheap). I'll never forget when my Cancer bff said "Let's go out to dinner for your birthday!" and I ended up paying for it, dessert and all. LOLCheapness is one of my biggest turnoffs. I've got a radar for that shiz. But, my first love (Gemini) was super cheap and stingy. I found $ 20 in a parking lot and he tried convincing me I owed him it. smh.
You should have given both of these idiots a good slap.
Posted by Andalusia
Aquarius.After we stopped hanging out, he texted me on my birthday to ask if I would pay his tab at the bar down the street.
You suspiciously left out the part with "no way in hell did I pay it"..so did you? 😛
Virgo!
FUCK no I didn't pay it
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Did he say, "Hey baby, give me some money!!!"
Hahaha, what a weirdo!!!!
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@Size zero superhero....Of course I stayed... He was my ride, as I left my car at home...And also I am not turning down a lobster dinner for noone...Yes he was a jerk, but he paid handsomely for it...