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Seems like they do in the real world but I want to know in astrology world. Thank u. Sun-Scorpio Moon-Aquarius Mercury-Sagittarius Venus-Sagittarius Mars-Capricorn Rising-Sagittarius Sun-Aries Moon-Pisces Mercury-Pisces Venus-Aquarius…
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Trigger warning!
Just something to note - it's my perspective. These are anonymous and addressed mostly towards women/people who you don't know. Feel free to express you thoughts below. Keep in mind this is satire and shouldn't be taken seriously. I have nothing against anyone. These are the sentences I would say to each one of them.
Scorpio - You da real MVP.
Sagittarius - Not sure if a manchild or just acting weird.
Capricorn - Can you not be so passive?
Aqua - Half the time you are insulting my intelligence, the other half of the time you aren't doing anything to prevent it.
Pisces - I like 75% of you.
Aries - Me likey.
Taurus - Have fun with whatever loser you like.
Gemini - I like you. A lot.
Cancer - You are causing cancer to my brain.
Leo - I would like you if you weren't so unattractive.
Virgo - Every time I meet a decent one of you, it's like a miracle.
Libra - I would fu...I mean, like you if you weren't a slut.
NOTE: These aren't personal attacks and should be treated as jokes/satire.