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What sign has the biggest d**k
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I've only ever seen one, so I vote Scorpio. -.-
It has nothing to do with signs.
Then how do you explain why most cancer women have big boobies? Hm? Answer me that! Yeah, your logic ain't so sound now, is it!
Posted by LillyPetalComfort food at the right age 8)
Then how do you explain why most cancer women have big boobies? Hm? Answer me that! Yeah, your logic ain't so sound now, is it!
Posted by CancerleoTouchéPosted by LillyPetalComfort food at the right age 8)
Then how do you explain why most cancer women have big boobies? Hm? Answer me that! Yeah, your logic ain't so sound now, is it!click to expand
Posted by lou.mPsssht! Cuss, if I had to gain weight anywhere, the chest area would be nice!Posted by LillyPetalI don't but if anywhere it does actually go there!
Then how do you explain why most cancer women have big boobies? Hm? Answer me that! Yeah, your logic ain't so sound now, is it!click to expand
As an Aries, if I am ever still enough to put on weight, things go to my bum. 😕 I wonder if that's typical, too?
I never actually answered the question.
From my experience, Capricorn or Scorpio.
Capricorn because they are extremely blunt with their responses, no sugar coating.
Scorpio because when you have even remotely hurt their feelings they will sting you back, badly.
I don't think any sign is a "dick" outright. It's usually their reactions/interactions that make them be more "honest" or seek to hurt you back?
Circumstantial in my opinion.
From my experience, Capricorn or Scorpio.
Capricorn because they are extremely blunt with their responses, no sugar coating.
Scorpio because when you have even remotely hurt their feelings they will sting you back, badly.
I don't think any sign is a "dick" outright. It's usually their reactions/interactions that make them be more "honest" or seek to hurt you back?
Circumstantial in my opinion.
Libra
Posted by exxtasyxyes they sure do
I heard that Pisces men have huge dicks... Which you wouldn't really expect from Pisces men.
Posted by Cancerleoshe meant penis
I never actually answered the question.
From my experience, Capricorn or Scorpio.
Capricorn because they are extremely blunt with their responses, no sugar coating.
Scorpio because when you have even remotely hurt their feelings they will sting you back, badly.
I don't think any sign is a "dick" outright. It's usually their reactions/interactions that make them be more "honest" or seek to hurt you back?
Circumstantial in my opinion.
Hmmmmm....isn't that a genetic thing?
Hmmmmm....isn't that a genetic thing?My first boyfriend was a Taurus he had a small dick...I know an Aries with a big Dick.it has nothing to do with sun signs.
Posted by exxtasyx😆
I heard that Pisces men have huge dicks... Which you wouldn't really expect from Pisces men.
astrology of the day: "Pisces men don't have big anything" lol
in reality, someone into astrology hard core, tried a pisces sun male, and then was so surprised because it didnt add up to what astrologers say. 😆
heehee
Posted by Cancerleolol
I never actually answered the question.
From my experience, Capricorn or Scorpio.
Capricorn because they are extremely blunt with their responses, no sugar coating.
Scorpio because when you have even remotely hurt their feelings they will sting you back, badly.
I don't think any sign is a "dick" outright. It's usually their reactions/interactions that make them be more "honest" or seek to hurt you back?
Circumstantial in my opinion.
capricorn with blunt attacks, so they have to have blunt foreskin. 😆
Scorpio has special stingers in their penis.
heehee. love it!!!
well they say sag dominants or sag peeps have big butts!!! so.......butt attack.
OMG some of y'all need to learn to live a little!
And yes, cancers do have pillowy breasts..and yes, its astrological.
And yes, cancers do have pillowy breasts..and yes, its astrological.
Has anyone EVER been with a scorpio with a small one...cause I haven't heard that story before
Posted by underwaterthing
OMG some of y'all need to learn to live a little!
And yes, cancers do have pillowy breasts..and yes, its astrological.
I know a some cancers who are flat chested....pillowy?
I think not.
My girlfriend is dating a Sag man and she says he's hung like a horse.
I hear scorpio and cap men have nice penis'.
I hear scorpio and cap men have nice penis'.
Read somewhere that it has to do with jupiter - mars aspects. But idk.
In my experience, it has varied within the signs. Biggest so far was a gemini...while another gemini was among the smaller. Smallest so far has been a virgo.
In my experience, it has varied within the signs. Biggest so far was a gemini...while another gemini was among the smaller. Smallest so far has been a virgo.
Libra!!
Posted by HeartOnMySleeveSagLOL!
Gemini. He just didn't know how to use it. What a waste of meat.
Posted by KoniuchaTiz is holding in on us. I knew it.
Biggest - Mars Virgo
There's only ones logical way to figure this out.
Posted by LillyPetalMy mom doesn't.
Then how do you explain why most cancer women have big boobies? Hm? Answer me that! Yeah, your logic ain't so sound now, is it!
And again we are generalizing one sign fits all? NO!
That's why we whip em out, slam them on the table, and figure this out the right way.
I'm already erect just thinking about slamming my dick on a table. Let's do this!
I'm already erect just thinking about slamming my dick on a table. Let's do this!
Posted by Gemitati*ahem* I said, "most." >.>Posted by LillyPetalMy mom doesn't.
Then how do you explain why most cancer women have big boobies? Hm? Answer me that! Yeah, your logic ain't so sound now, is it!
And again we are generalizing one sign fits all? NO!click to expand
Posted by Udylaw1Yeah. Like if all men in the family had none - can they produce a boy that all of a sudden cant hide it because he was born a certain date?
Hmmmmm....isn't that a genetic thing?
CRAZY! people...
Posted by SoulDo you think dinner table?
That's why we whip em out, slam them on the table, and figure this out the right way.
I'm already erect just thinking about slamming my dick on a table. Let's do this!
Posted by SoulJust to clarify, when you say "table" you are referring to dollhouse sized furniture, yes? That should be more than enough surface area for you gentlemen.
That's why we whip em out, slam them on the table, and figure this out the right way.
I'm already erect just thinking about slamming my dick on a table. Let's do this!
Posted by LillyPetalPosted by SoulJust to clarify, when you say "table" you are referring to dollhouse sized furniture, yes? That should be more than enough surface area for you gentlemen.
That's why we whip em out, slam them on the table, and figure this out the right way.
I'm already erect just thinking about slamming my dick on a table. Let's do this!
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1517447/tina-fey-self-five-o.gif<div class="bqfade">click to expand
😄
Actually I pictured a family getting ready for a nice dinner and right after grace a bunch of naked men rush in and slam their cocks on the table to compare em size wise. Sure I'll pass the sausage, only to find dazed with a grin.
I've noticed it has more to do with ethnicity. Too many white guys have some really wonky looking dicks (sorry guys) and those who have strong latino/black/Native have gorgeous, well proportioned dicks. When it comes to size, Scorpio has been consistent with larger, thicker cocks, the exception being the white scorpios (4 great ones and 2 not as great). Gemini is a mixed bag, in regards to size, but both were white and both a bit wonky looking. Taurus, pretty decent in size and shape. I'm sticking with ethnicity has more to do with it than anything else.
Posted by YellowSubmarine😆
Ethnicity, yes... and height.
The biggest one I ever saw was on an Aqua, 6'5.. it scared me but it was beautiful.
i saw 6,5 and thought height.
Posted by YellowSubmarinePosted by lisabethur8It was height!Posted by YellowSubmarine😆
Ethnicity, yes... and height.
The biggest one I ever saw was on an Aqua, 6'5.. it scared me but it was beautiful.
i saw 6,5 and thought height.
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lol
seriously that's scary.
i dont like super tall men. or short.
Posted by YellowSubmarineI'd agree with this, but it's a lopsided agreement since I've never been with a short guy. All have been over 6 ft tall, and even the ones I've seen dick pics of were not total shorties. We need a more thorough scientific study done. lol
Ethnicity, yes... and height.
The biggest one I ever saw was on an Aqua, 6'5.. it scared me but it was beautiful.
Posted by Cancerleolololol....
I never actually answered the question.
From my experience, Capricorn or Scorpio.
Capricorn because they are extremely blunt with their responses, no sugar coating.
Scorpio because when you have even remotely hurt their feelings they will sting you back, badly.
I don't think any sign is a "dick" outright. It's usually their reactions/interactions that make them be more "honest" or seek to hurt you back?
Circumstantial in my opinion.
Repeat the question, please! 😄
Posted by MoonArtistI demand to know what a wonky looking cock looks like.
I've noticed it has more to do with ethnicity. Too many white guys have some really wonky looking dicks (sorry guys) and those who have strong latino/black/Native have gorgeous, well proportioned dicks. When it comes to size, Scorpio has been consistent with larger, thicker cocks, the exception being the white scorpios (4 great ones and 2 not as great). Gemini is a mixed bag, in regards to size, but both were white and both a bit wonky looking. Taurus, pretty decent in size and shape. I'm sticking with ethnicity has more to do with it than anything else.
Posted by HappyCapperNot proportionate. Skinny shaft with big, flappy head flanges, thick shaft with teeny tiny head......Posted by MoonArtistI demand to know what a wonky looking cock looks like.
I've noticed it has more to do with ethnicity. Too many white guys have some really wonky looking dicks (sorry guys) and those who have strong latino/black/Native have gorgeous, well proportioned dicks. When it comes to size, Scorpio has been consistent with larger, thicker cocks, the exception being the white scorpios (4 great ones and 2 not as great). Gemini is a mixed bag, in regards to size, but both were white and both a bit wonky looking. Taurus, pretty decent in size and shape. I'm sticking with ethnicity has more to do with it than anything else.click to expand
Posted by MoonArtistI guess I have been lucky...😄Posted by HappyCapperNot proportionate. Skinny shaft with big, flappy head flanges, thick shaft with teeny tiny head......Posted by MoonArtistI demand to know what a wonky looking cock looks like.
I've noticed it has more to do with ethnicity. Too many white guys have some really wonky looking dicks (sorry guys) and those who have strong latino/black/Native have gorgeous, well proportioned dicks. When it comes to size, Scorpio has been consistent with larger, thicker cocks, the exception being the white scorpios (4 great ones and 2 not as great). Gemini is a mixed bag, in regards to size, but both were white and both a bit wonky looking. Taurus, pretty decent in size and shape. I'm sticking with ethnicity has more to do with it than anything else.click to expand
Posted by BlackMambaPerhaps penises (penii?) are in proportion to the height of a man? Kind of like wands for wizards for those of you who are Harry Potter fans and know what I'm talking about.
its weird how some short men be having stumps as penises, almost a third leg
Posted by HappyCapperColoration and bending shape of the shaft play a role in wonkiness, too. But it's also semi subjective, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.Posted by MoonArtistI guess I have been lucky...😄Posted by HappyCapperNot proportionate. Skinny shaft with big, flappy head flanges, thick shaft with teeny tiny head......Posted by MoonArtistI demand to know what a wonky looking cock looks like.
I've noticed it has more to do with ethnicity. Too many white guys have some really wonky looking dicks (sorry guys) and those who have strong latino/black/Native have gorgeous, well proportioned dicks. When it comes to size, Scorpio has been consistent with larger, thicker cocks, the exception being the white scorpios (4 great ones and 2 not as great). Gemini is a mixed bag, in regards to size, but both were white and both a bit wonky looking. Taurus, pretty decent in size and shape. I'm sticking with ethnicity has more to do with it than anything else.click to expand
Posted by MoonArtistI have seriously never seen a cock that wasn't gorgeous.Posted by HappyCapperColoration and bending shape of the shaft play a role in wonkiness, too. But it's also semi subjective, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.Posted by MoonArtistI guess I have been lucky...😄Posted by HappyCapperNot proportionate. Skinny shaft with big, flappy head flanges, thick shaft with teeny tiny head......Posted by MoonArtistI demand to know what a wonky looking cock looks like.
I've noticed it has more to do with ethnicity. Too many white guys have some really wonky looking dicks (sorry guys) and those who have strong latino/black/Native have gorgeous, well proportioned dicks. When it comes to size, Scorpio has been consistent with larger, thicker cocks, the exception being the white scorpios (4 great ones and 2 not as great). Gemini is a mixed bag, in regards to size, but both were white and both a bit wonky looking. Taurus, pretty decent in size and shape. I'm sticking with ethnicity has more to do with it than anything else.click to expand
Posted by HappyCapperI've had a few who sent pics to me that were seriously wonky looking, and a few that were just average. Most have been truly lovely.Posted by MoonArtistI have seriously never seen a cock that wasn't gorgeous.Posted by HappyCapperColoration and bending shape of the shaft play a role in wonkiness, too. But it's also semi subjective, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.Posted by MoonArtistI guess I have been lucky...😄Posted by HappyCapperNot proportionate. Skinny shaft with big, flappy head flanges, thick shaft with teeny tiny head......Posted by MoonArtistI demand to know what a wonky looking cock looks like.
I've noticed it has more to do with ethnicity. Too many white guys have some really wonky looking dicks (sorry guys) and those who have strong latino/black/Native have gorgeous, well proportioned dicks. When it comes to size, Scorpio has been consistent with larger, thicker cocks, the exception being the white scorpios (4 great ones and 2 not as great). Gemini is a mixed bag, in regards to size, but both were white and both a bit wonky looking. Taurus, pretty decent in size and shape. I'm sticking with ethnicity has more to do with it than anything else.click to expand
Posted by Koniuchalol also true for 4th housers, and not necessarily those with cancer placements. maybe true for moon dominants.Posted by Sage50Agree with this. I am Cancer asc and Cancer ruled.Posted by LillyPetalNot all will have big boobs. It might might be an erogenous spot for women
Then how do you explain why most cancer women have big boobies? Hm? Answer me that! Yeah, your logic ain't so sound now, is it!
It really is an erogenous zoneclick to expand
Posted by MoonArtistPosted by HappyCapperNot proportionate. Skinny shaft with big, flappy head flanges, thick shaft with teeny tiny head......Posted by MoonArtistI demand to know what a wonky looking cock looks like.
I've noticed it has more to do with ethnicity. Too many white guys have some really wonky looking dicks (sorry guys) and those who have strong latino/black/Native have gorgeous, well proportioned dicks. When it comes to size, Scorpio has been consistent with larger, thicker cocks, the exception being the white scorpios (4 great ones and 2 not as great). Gemini is a mixed bag, in regards to size, but both were white and both a bit wonky looking. Taurus, pretty decent in size and shape. I'm sticking with ethnicity has more to do with it than anything else.click to expand
Wtf you with aliens— 😆
Posted by YellowSubmarinelmaoPosted by MoonArtistI've had a couple of shorties... the theory still held true.Posted by YellowSubmarineI'd agree with this, but it's a lopsided agreement since I've never been with a short guy. All have been over 6 ft tall, and even the ones I've seen dick pics of were not total shorties. We need a more thorough scientific study done. lol
Ethnicity, yes... and height.
The biggest one I ever saw was on an Aqua, 6'5.. it scared me but it was beautiful.click to expand
damn you aren't discriminating with height. short and super tall is right up your alley. 😆
Posted by MoonArtistI wonder how common that is. Sure, I haven't seen every cock on the planet, but you'd think I would have seen at least one wonky looking one...Posted by HappyCapperI've had a few who sent pics to me that were seriously wonky looking, and a few that were just average. Most have been truly lovely.Posted by MoonArtistI have seriously never seen a cock that wasn't gorgeous.Posted by HappyCapperColoration and bending shape of the shaft play a role in wonkiness, too. But it's also semi subjective, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.Posted by MoonArtistI guess I have been lucky...😄Posted by HappyCapperNot proportionate. Skinny shaft with big, flappy head flanges, thick shaft with teeny tiny head......Posted by MoonArtistI demand to know what a wonky looking cock looks like.
I've noticed it has more to do with ethnicity. Too many white guys have some really wonky looking dicks (sorry guys) and those who have strong latino/black/Native have gorgeous, well proportioned dicks. When it comes to size, Scorpio has been consistent with larger, thicker cocks, the exception being the white scorpios (4 great ones and 2 not as great). Gemini is a mixed bag, in regards to size, but both were white and both a bit wonky looking. Taurus, pretty decent in size and shape. I'm sticking with ethnicity has more to do with it than anything else.click to expand
You ladies do realize that those "wonky" penises (penii?) exist for a reason? In the vagina thread, men are talking about women being "too tight." Maybe THAT's where wonky penises (penii?) come in!
I'M NOT SURE IF THAT PUN WAS INTENDED OR NOT.
I'M NOT SURE IF THAT PUN WAS INTENDED OR NOT.
Posted by justagirlWell thank all the deities I wasn't with them because I'm not sure how I'd have schooled my reaction to seeing them in person. At least with the safety of pics and text you can brace yourself for some sort of civil and polite response. "Yep, that's a dick" was as polite and honest as I could give.Posted by MoonArtistPosted by HappyCapperNot proportionate. Skinny shaft with big, flappy head flanges, thick shaft with teeny tiny head......Posted by MoonArtistI demand to know what a wonky looking cock looks like.
I've noticed it has more to do with ethnicity. Too many white guys have some really wonky looking dicks (sorry guys) and those who have strong latino/black/Native have gorgeous, well proportioned dicks. When it comes to size, Scorpio has been consistent with larger, thicker cocks, the exception being the white scorpios (4 great ones and 2 not as great). Gemini is a mixed bag, in regards to size, but both were white and both a bit wonky looking. Taurus, pretty decent in size and shape. I'm sticking with ethnicity has more to do with it than anything else.
Wtf you with aliens— 😆click to expand
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