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Posted by GetMisted
I personally believe I have a pretty penis.
Can I dress it up with some makeup and frilly doll clothes? Maybe some false lashes?
Posted by MoonArtist
I've noticed it has more to do with ethnicity. Too many white guys have some really wonky looking dicks (sorry guys) and those who have strong latino/black/Native have gorgeous, well proportioned dicks. When it comes to size, Scorpio has been consistent with larger, thicker cocks, the exception being the white scorpios (4 great ones and 2 not as great). Gemini is a mixed bag, in regards to size, but both were white and both a bit wonky looking. Taurus, pretty decent in size and shape. I'm sticking with ethnicity has more to do with it than anything else.I demand to know what a wonky looking cock looks like.
Not proportionate. Skinny shaft with big, flappy head flanges, thick shaft with teeny tiny head......
Wtf you with aliens— 😆
Well thank all the deities I wasn't with them because I'm not sure how I'd have schooled my reaction to seeing them in person. At least with the safety of pics and text you can brace yourself for some sort of civil and polite response. "Yep, that's a dick" was as polite and honest as I could give.
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Posted by MoonArtist
I've noticed it has more to do with ethnicity. Too many white guys have some really wonky looking dicks (sorry guys) and those who have strong latino/black/Native have gorgeous, well proportioned dicks. When it comes to size, Scorpio has been consistent with larger, thicker cocks, the exception being the white scorpios (4 great ones and 2 not as great). Gemini is a mixed bag, in regards to size, but both were white and both a bit wonky looking. Taurus, pretty decent in size and shape. I'm sticking with ethnicity has more to do with it than anything else.I demand to know what a wonky looking cock looks like.
Not proportionate. Skinny shaft with big, flappy head flanges, thick shaft with teeny tiny head......
Wtf you with aliens— 😆
Well thank all the deities I wasn't with them because I'm not sure how I'd have schooled my reaction to seeing them in person. At least with the safety of pics and text you can brace yourself for some sort of civil and polite response. "Yep, that's a dick" was as polite and honest as I could give.
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Lol
Posted by MoonArtist
I've noticed it has more to do with ethnicity. Too many white guys have some really wonky looking dicks (sorry guys) and those who have strong latino/black/Native have gorgeous, well proportioned dicks. When it comes to size, Scorpio has been consistent with larger, thicker cocks, the exception being the white scorpios (4 great ones and 2 not as great). Gemini is a mixed bag, in regards to size, but both were white and both a bit wonky looking. Taurus, pretty decent in size and shape. I'm sticking with ethnicity has more to do with it than anything else.I demand to know what a wonky looking cock looks like.
Not proportionate. Skinny shaft with big, flappy head flanges, thick shaft with teeny tiny head......
I guess I have been lucky...😄
Coloration and bending shape of the shaft play a role in wonkiness, too. But it's also semi subjective, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
I have seriously never seen a cock that wasn't gorgeous.
I've had a few who sent pics to me that were seriously wonky looking, and a few that were just average. Most have been truly lovely.
I wonder how common that is. Sure, I haven't seen every cock on the planet, but you'd think I would have seen at least one wonky looking one...
Online dating site. Suddenly men give you dick pics for no reason other than you responded and said "hi" to their message.
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Never done on-line dating and it seems I won't start... Only got two dick pics in my life, but I had said a lot more than hi to those guys.
Posted by MoonArtist
I've noticed it has more to do with ethnicity. Too many white guys have some really wonky looking dicks (sorry guys) and those who have strong latino/black/Native have gorgeous, well proportioned dicks. When it comes to size, Scorpio has been consistent with larger, thicker cocks, the exception being the white scorpios (4 great ones and 2 not as great). Gemini is a mixed bag, in regards to size, but both were white and both a bit wonky looking. Taurus, pretty decent in size and shape. I'm sticking with ethnicity has more to do with it than anything else.I demand to know what a wonky looking cock looks like.
Not proportionate. Skinny shaft with big, flappy head flanges, thick shaft with teeny tiny head......
I guess I have been lucky...😄
Coloration and bending shape of the shaft play a role in wonkiness, too. But it's also semi subjective, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
I have seriously never seen a cock that wasn't gorgeous.
I've had a few who sent pics to me that were seriously wonky looking, and a few that were just average. Most have been truly lovely.
I wonder how common that is. Sure, I haven't seen every cock on the planet, but you'd think I would have seen at least one wonky looking one...
Online dating site. Suddenly men give you dick pics for no reason other than you responded and said "hi" to their message.
Never done on-line dating and it seems I won't start... Only got two dick pics in my life, but I had said a lot more than hi to those guys.
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It was an interesting experiment. I was curious about it, so gave it a go. Ultimately it was predictable and boring. Too many posers who lied about stuff on profile, but when you meet them you find out (height, etc), too many fake scam accounts, and too man
It was an interesting experiment. I was curious about it, so gave it a go. Ultimately it was predictable and boring. Too many posers who lied about stuff on profile, but when you meet them you find out (height, etc), too many fake scam accounts, and too many just looking for a fast fuck or pics, etc.
Posted by GetMisted
I personally believe I have a pretty penis.Can I dress it up with some makeup and frilly doll clothes? Maybe some false lashes?
I'm cool with that. Take photos so I can frame them.
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I'm an artist, dahling! We'll have your dick doing Vogue covers and making Caitlyn Jenner jealous in no time.
Posted by underwaterthing
Has anyone EVER been with a scorpio with a small one...cause I haven't heard that story before
Holy Shiz...now that you mention it...I started thinking about the Scorp men that I've been with or seen their penis and ummm....NO. They've all been well above average. WOW...good observation. lol
Posted by GetMisted
I personally believe I have a pretty penis.Can I dress it up with some makeup and frilly doll clothes? Maybe some false lashes?
I'm cool with that. Take photos so I can frame them.
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And rabbit can then knock them off the walls. Or Fisk. Whichev.
Posted by MoonArtist
It was an interesting experiment. I was curious about it, so gave it a go. Ultimately it was predictable and boring. Too many posers who lied about stuff on profile, but when you meet them you find out (height, etc), too many fake scam accounts, and too many just looking for a fast fuck or pics, etc.
That's pretty much what I would have guessed it to be in general, but many have actually succeeded, so... why not? I just get disgusted by the commercials on tv about Elite Singles - a dating site for people who apparently think they are better than everyone else. Brrrrrrrrrr
Tiz, old friend.
Thank you for coming through with a chart.
However inaccurate it may be 😉
And Leo ladies have the wettest kitty. How dare you even question it!
Posted by underwaterthing
Has anyone EVER been with a scorpio with a small one...cause I haven't heard that story before
Me, it's was tiny like a pencil..... just saying.....we broke up because of that
Posted by LillyPetal
Then how do you explain why most cancer women have big boobies? Hm? Answer me that! Yeah, your logic ain't so sound now, is it!Not all will have big boobs. It might might be an erogenous spot for women
Agree with this. I am Cancer asc and Cancer ruled.
It really is an erogenous zone
lol also true for 4th housers, and not necessarily those with cancer placements. maybe true for moon dominants.
I have my Sun and Pluto in my fourth house. And moon dominant.
I have sensitive boobs lol
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i'm 4th house dominant. meh. 😆
Posted by underwaterthing
Tiz, old friend.
Thank you for coming through with a chart.
However inaccurate it may be 😉And Leo ladies have the wettest kitty. How dare you even question it!
Liza?
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I knew you'd figure it out 🙂
Posted by exxtasyx
I heard that Pisces men have huge dicks... Which you wouldn't really expect from Pisces men.yes they sure do
Lmao. I dated a pisces for a lil bit and his shlong was the biggest thing I've ever seen. It actually hurt every time we had sex. Like MAKE IT STOP!
Way too much peen for me.
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NOOOOO! My advisor for my college paper is a Pisces! We edit submissions together.
Some things cannot be unseen...WHYY!
Posted by underwaterthing
Has anyone EVER been with a scorpio with a small one...cause I haven't heard that story before
I have experienced a scorpio (triple scorp at that) with a small dick. For a 6'1 athlete, you'd expect more. At least he was my first so I didn't really know what I was missing.
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Online dating site. Suddenly men give you dick pics for no reason other than you responded and said "hi" to their message.